While playing the first Brovaries' game of the season against their archrivals, The Toronto Blue Gays, Coach Joanne realizes her freshly ordered jerseys have a crude joke mistakenly printed on them.
The Brovaries do their best to prevent a Joanne "freakout," potentially triggered by the presence of two Blue Gays members in their bar.
Beer League with No Beer!
Joanne plans a special sober game, announcing that she's hidden all the Brovaries' alcohol for the day, cueing a park wide search for beer.
After discovering that Ann is dating not one but two Blue Gays players at the same time, Joanne stages an intervention in the back of her Subaru.
Green Card Wife!
Disregarding all of real-life-lawyer Sasha's ideas, The Brovaries brainstorm ways to keep Boris in the country after Beck hand delivers a deportation notice.
Boris tries to get a date with Zari's hot friend from work by faking a nut allergy.
Joanne Don't be a Doodlebop!
The team try to convince Joanne not to cut Sasha from the team, while Lee revels in the drama.
So Much Crying!
Joanne and Ann drunkenly commiserate over lost love at the club house while trying to come up with a plan to win Sasha back. Mel helps them come up with a grand gesture and the rest of the team gets on board.
The Biggest Losers Part One!
The Brovaries have one shot at making it to the playoffs facing off against their fiercest rivals The Toronto Blue Gays in a final wild card match. Ann is injured on the field and it looks as though the Brovaries may be done for the season.
The Biggest Losers Part Two!
A surprise player makes a triumphant return to the field, giving the Brovaries a fighting chance at winning the game, and a spot in the playoffs. Zari makes Boris an offer she can't refuse.