The 25 most quotable "Step Brothers" one-liners

Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you.

There might not be a "Step Brothers" sequel coming out like there is for "Anchorman," but that doesn't mean we love the movie any less. In honor of the lasting impact the movie has had on our lives, here are the top 25 most quotable lines from "Step Brothers."

25. "I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon." -- Dale

24. "My mom is being eaten by a dog and there's nothing I can do!" -- Brennan

23. "I'm fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o'clock this morning." -- Dale

22. "Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs." -- Nancy

21. "That's so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur." -- Dale

20. "Dane Cook, pay--per--view, 20 minutes, let's go!" -- Derek

19. "Why are you so sweaty?" -- Dale "I was watching Cops." -- Brennan

18. "You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends." -- Derek

17. "I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines." -- Brennan

16. "You don't even look good when you're singing." -- Derek

15. "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands." -- Dale

14. "Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!" -- Dale

13. "You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." -- Dale

12. "Dad, what are you doing? It's 'Shark Week'!" -- Dale

11. "I'm not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don't want to kick you in the head quite as much." -- Derek

10. "What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?" -- Brennan

9. "I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina." -- Alice

8. "I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!" -- lumberjack Brennan

7. "We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart" -- Prestige Worldwide, "Boats 'n' Hos"

6. "Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." -- Dale

5. "This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn." -- Dale

4. "I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!" -- Brennan

3. "So many activities!" -- Brennan

2. "Did we just become best friends?" -- Brennan

1. "Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale." -- Brennan

Michael Rougeau contributed to this story.

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