Two and a Half Men

Charlie Harper's lavish life is halted after his brother and nephew move in with him. Charlie, a jingle writer, and Alan, a chiropractor, could not be more different. The two brothers overcome their conflicting lifestyles to raise Alan's son Jake.
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S9, E14

A Possum on Chemo

Alan gets jealous when Lyndsey gets a new boyfriend named Dylan. Dylan is younger and richer than Alan, and he worries that he won't be able to get Lyndsey back. Meanwhile, Zoey tells Walden she wants him to shave and cut his hair.

S9, E15

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden complains that his sex life has become boring, so he and Zoey take some of Berta's "special" brownies. Zoey gets paranoid and goes missing.

S9, E16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Lyndsey and Zoey don't get along, so Walden and Alan must keep the peace in the house. Tensions mount when a storm prevents the women from leaving the house.

S9, E17

Not In My Mouth!

Walden says "I love you" to Zoey, but she doesn't reciprocate. Meanwhile, Alan thinks Lyndsey has a drinking problem, as she keeps repeatedly vomiting. Jake flirts with a girl that Walden left behind.

S9, E19

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden meets one of his old business partners, and they start working on a new product. Meanwhile, Alan conducts a drug deal for Berta.