Two and a Half Men

Charlie Harper's lavish life is halted after his brother and nephew move in with him. Charlie, a jingle writer, and Alan, a chiropractor, could not be more different. The two brothers overcome their conflicting lifestyles to raise Alan's son Jake.

S6, E1

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie runs into one of his exes, and finds out she has a child. When her son looks and acts exactly like Charlie, he starts to think that he is the father.

S6, E2

Pie Hole, Herb

When Alan demands that Charlie pay him back, Charlie kicks him out of the house. He has no where else to go, so Alan moves in with Judith and Herb. When Alan ends up in the wrong bed, his new living arrangement is cut short.

S6, E3

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook. Alan tries dating two women at once. Jake lies about studying with a friend, and goes drinking instead.

S6, E4

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Charlie hooks up with Alan's secretary. Alan, fully aware of how Charlie's past relationships have ended, is rightfully angry.

S6, E5

A Jock Strap in Hell

Charlie tries to make amends with one of Alan's teachers, whom he dated. When they split up, she went crazy and became a stripper.

S6, E6

It's Always Nazi Week

Alan becomes happy when he realizes that Herb and Judith's marriage is failing. He gets more than he bargained for, however, when he tries to comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb enlists Charlie to help him pick up women.

S6, E7

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after her breakup with Herb. Herb continues to ask Charlie for help with women. Charlie threatens Jake with military school.

S6, E8

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's romance is threatened when his date wants him to sleep at her house. Meanwhile, Alan grounds Jake for mooning girls on the school bus.

S6, E9

The Mooch at the Boo

Alan realizes that Charlie's car can be a chick magnet. Meanwhile, Charlie is stuck with the neighbor when Jake runs off with his daughter.

S6, E10

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college and car, but Charlie suspects she has an angle to play. This could be good news for Alan, though, because he wouldn't have to work again.

S6, E11

The Devil's Lube

Charlie contemplates making some life changes after his friend drops dead. His friend lived a reckless life, and Charlie fears he may be next.

S6, E12

Thank God for Scoliosis

Alan considers pursuing his receptionist, until he meets her mother. Charlie and Alan fight for the affection of a waitress.

S6, E13

I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a girl, and Alan thinks that he is the father. Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is in a bad mood.

S6, E14

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Alan's family is rude to him at his birthday party, so he responds by moving out. He decides to move in with his new girlfriend and her mother.

S6, E15

I'd Like to Start with the Cat

S6, E16

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie enlists Alan and Jake to help him move a drunk, half-naked girl that passed out on his bed. Their situation becomes more urgent when Charlie's girlfriend explains she is coming home early from a funeral.

S6, E17

The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Charlie accidentally says "I love you" to Chelsea, but she does not reciprocate. Charlie becomes so obsessed with making her fall in love, he is willing to do anything. Even propose marriage.

S6, E18

My Son's Enormous Head

Chelsea gets sick, and Charlie, despite being her boyfriend, is reluctant to take care of her.

S6, E19

The Two Finger Rule

Charlie, Alan and Herb all get together to discuss their women problems. An ex sent Charlie topless photos, Alan slept with Melissa's mother and Herb and Judith are having a hormone-fueled fight.

S6, E20

Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Charlie is disturbed when Evelyn and Chelsea meet and actually like each other. Charlie is desperate to prevent them from becoming friends. When that fails, he seeks revenge.

S6, E21

Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date. The guys are surprised to discover the girl is Rose, the same girl that stalked Charlie for years. Despite this, Alan and Rose hit it off.

S6, E22

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

When Chelsea's lease is up, Charlie reluctantly allows her to move in with him. He gets cold feet when the moving process begins. Alan fears that there will be no room left for him.

S6, E23

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea moves in, her and Alan become friends. At first, Charlie is upset, but he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage.

S6, E24

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

When Charlie's ex-fiance Mia calls, Chelsea gets jealous. Her fears are realized when Charlie considers rekindling things with Mia. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Alan runs into his ex at the hospital.

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