Jonas Morehouse is dying. No, really, he is. But before the patriarch of the illustrious Morehouse family shakes off this mortal coil he needs to tell his adopted son, Devon (Tobey Maguire), a thing or two about the family business, what it’s like to hold the oil baron title and why he has to make sure that Cynthia (Kristen Wiig) never takes over the company.
But before he can get to that, he needs to convince Devon he’s actually dying:
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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.
But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)
Couples Dinner
It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.
Cancel it!
A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.
Forgotten America
This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.
Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.
Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.
Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk
Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.
Lane 33: Twins
You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.
Lane 27: Broken Windows
Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.
Lane 69: Filthy Cars
You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.
Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles
It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.
Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.
Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.
Posted by Ben Cochran on GIFs via Giphy, Photos via The Everett Collection
It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:
Musical Instrument
Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.
Breakfast In Bed
Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.
Cocktail Supplies
You’ll need them to get through the holidays.
Dance Lessons
So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).
Comfy Clothes
With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.
Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…
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