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Season 6, Episode 6: TADA

Put a Thing on It

5 Crafting Tips From Portlandia’s Bryce and Lisa

Catch Bryce and Lisa's latest creation on an all-new Portlandia tonight at 10P on IFC.

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The folks of Portlandia are a crafty lot, typically covered with loose seashells and macrame. But if you’re just starting out in the crafting scene and feel lost every time you enter a Michaels store, here are a few tips from the home-industrious duo, Bryce Shivers and Lisa Eversman (played by Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein). Catch their latest creations on a brand new Portlandia tonight at 10P on IFC.

1. Science Lab Furniture for Men!

For men who haven’t brushed up on their feng shui, decorating a home can be a perplexing affair — until the rise of science lab furniture. Erlenmeyer flask from the early 1900s? Perfect! Surplus dentist chair from the Taft administration? Dynamite! Just keep an eye on your bank balance and you should be fine.


2. Dead Pets!

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Zoos and animal sanctuaries are exorbitantly expensive to run, but they become financially viable once you eliminate unnecessary costs such as food, shelter, medicine, etc. The armchair zookeeper in all of us can surround him or herself with a beautiful menagerie with jut one key component: they have to have passed on to the great animal kingdom in the sky.


3. Pickle That!


Like nature’s formaldehyde, pickle juice preserves a food (or any inedible product) so its essence is saved on a shelf for an indefinite amount of time. And like the two-headed pig fetus at a state fair, the contents of a pickle juice jar are rarely if ever something you’d care to eat. Nevertheless, you can pickle that!


4. Put a Bird on It!

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What is it about our feathered friends that look great on a tote bag? Science has attempted to answer the question, but rather than wait for the lab results, follow Bryce and Lisa’s advice to simply put a bird on it. Your gravy boat looks bare without one.


5. Rent It Out!

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In this post-economic crash economy, total ownership is an obsolete concept, which is why the fiscally minded are opting for borrowing goods and services for a rental fee. And with this burgeoning market unlikely to ever burst, anyone looking for a few extra dollars can — like Bryce and Lisa say — rent it out!

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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