We all remember our brief stints as nude models (What? College is expensive!), but do you recall the most important rule when posing for an artist? Maintain control! Fortunately, Portlandia’s resident feminist bookstore owner Candace (Fred Armisen) is all about control, particularly when it comes to baring her beautiful bod. Despite not wearing a stitch of clothing (the grapes aren’t used for modesty), Candace is the alpha in the studio and artist Claire (Carrie Brownstein) must adhere to the rules mandated by the subject. Gaze at the canvas, lose yourself in the moment, and above all, don’t forget the grapes!
Check out Candace’s Kate Winslet in Titanic moment below, and see how her new romance with Claire unfolds Thursday at 10P on an all-new Portlandia.