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The Best Quotes from Roseanne Barr’s WTF with Marc Maron Episode

Catch up on the final season of Maron anytime on and the IFC app.

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Legendary comedian and current political wild card Roseanne Barr stopped by Marc Maron‘s garage this week to promote her new documentary Roseanne for President, and reminisce about the good and bad old days getting her stand-up start at The Comedy Store. And as you can imagine, it was quite the interview, with Roseanne holding forth on everything from Trump to her time spent in a mental institution.

Check out a few of the self proclaimed domestic goddess’ choicest quotes below, and listen to her full WTF with Marc Maron interview here. For more Marc, catch up on the final season of Maron anytime on and the IFC app.

1. On a potential Trump presidency:

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“Comedy’s going to get so f*cking big. That’s why I want Trump to win, because it’s gonna f—ing rock comedy…It will make comedy bigger than anything…I need a f—ing job…If Hillary is the f—ing president no one will be telling any goddamn jokes. Everybody will be like, I am offended by that!”

2. On the Afterlife:

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“I did try to repent, because I don’t want to burn in hellfire for all of eternity…I think the Devil’s an Anti-Semite.”

3. On Truth Tellers:

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“I realize that people who tell the truth, nobody f—ing likes ’em…The only time they like somebody who tells the truth is 500 years after they’re dead, and only if they’re tortured horribly before they died.”

4. On her comedy frenemy Sam Kinison:

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“He turns on you after awhile. He was kind of bipolar. If he likes you one day, then he didn’t like you. But all comics are like that.”

5. On the Power of Comedy:


“Somebody’s got to be getting smacked or it’s not funny.”

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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