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10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Sylvester Stallone

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Well, okay, let’s be honest – if you’re a movie nerd, you might actually know some of these things about the man they call Sly. So let’s say here are 10 facts about Sylvester Stallone of which the casual observer may not be cognizant.

10. He Did Porn

Back in 1970, a broke and desperate Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone did a soft-core porn flick called The Party at Kitty and Stud’s. Once he hit big with Rocky, it was naturally re-released under the name The Italian Stallion.


9. His Brother Frank Rocks

Before he was Norm MacDonald’s favorite punchline on SNL’s Weekend Update, Frank Stallone had this quintessentially ‘80s hit on the soundtrack of the ill-advised Saturday Night Fever sequel Staying Alive – which Sly directed. He was also one of the Mario Brothers in Hudson Hawk.


8. He Tried to Mug Woody Allen

Not in real life, of course, but in Allen’s zany 1971 movie Bananas, he became upset when his attempts to beat up old ladies were interrupted.

7. He Robbed Jack Lemmon

Or so we thought, as seen in this scene from The Prisoner of Second Avenue.


6. He Raced Death in the Year 2000

Or, rather, he was in Roger Corman’s Death Race 2000 in 1975 as Machine Gun Joe, who had this gem of a line.

5. He Was a Pro Wrestling Manager

In Paradise Alley, Stallone’s directorial debut, he tried to crack the wrestling business. The movie co-starred Armand Assante – and the two would later reunite to play clones of each other in Judge Dredd.


4. He Was Drinkenstein

He co-wrote and starred with Dolly Parton as a New York cabbie turned country singer in Rhinestone, and, apparently, Budweiser created a monster.


3. He Had Virtual Sex with Sandra Bullock

Demolition Man is a gift of a film fraught with many wondrous things, predicting a world where cursing is outlawed by the year 2032, less than 20 years from now. Also against the law? The nightmare of “fluid transfers.” Incidentally, it also posited that there would be a time in the 1990s when people would refer to said fluid transfers as “the hunka chunka.”


2. He Was Marisa Tomei’s Dad

In John Landis’ screwball comedy Oscar, he was a gangster named Snaps Provolone who becomes determined to find his promiscuous daughter a proper husband.


1. Dolph Lundgren Hospitalized Him

Let Sly tell you himself about his really bad idea on the set of Rocky IV that led to grievous personal injury and five days of intensive care.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…