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7 Characters We Want to See in Clerks 3


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Good news, Quick-Stop fans! Kevin Smith recently announced that thanks to the success of his Twitter-sourced horror flick TuskClerks 3 is now a-go. While it’s safe to say that Dante, Randal, and Jay and Silent Bob will be back (along with Rosario Dawson’s character from Clerks 2), there are a few more characters from Kevin Smith’s debut film that we’d like to see return for the third installment. (Clips below are NSFW, of course.)

7. Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Why hasn’t Silent Bob’s Russian cousin scored a solo movie? Kevin Smith can make a movie about turning the Mac guy into a half human/half walrus hybrid but he can’t give us more “Berserker”? Let’s hope we’ll get an update on Olaf’s metal career in Clerks 3.

6. Pringles Can Guy

So many lingering questions here. Does this guy still get his hands stuck in Pringles cans? After all, Pringles cans haven’t really changed all that much in the 20 years since Clerks came out. So it stands to reason that if there’s a Pringles can in Clerks 3, Pringles Can Guy will get his hand stuck in it.

5. Chewlies Gum Rep

The Chewlies gum rep delivers a memorable anti-cigarette rant where he equates tobacco companies with the Nazi party. Perhaps he took his “cancer merchant” routine all the way to Washington? Fill us in, Clerks 3.

4. Egg Man

Fun fact: the Quick-Stop customer looking for the perfect carton of eggs was played by Walt Flanagan of Comic Book Men fame. Will he return for Clerks 3 and complete his epic search?

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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