5. Chris Evans
From skinny nerd to shirtless hero of World War II, Captain America is an inspiration to people who never want to do a push-up but still look buff.
4. Channing Tatum
C-Tatez made women ruin a whole lot of theater seats with his shirtless gyrations in Magic Mike, so he’s obviously on here.
3. Gerard Butler
They didn’t even have shirts in ancient Greece, right? Gerard Butler sure didn’t wear one as Spartan King Leonidas in 300.
2. Matthew McConaughey
It’s actually hard to find a movie Matther McConaughey doesn’t take his shirt off in. Hell, the man once got arrested for naked bongo playing.
1. Sylvester Stallone
Sure, Sly doesn’t unleash his middle-aged saggy pecs quite so often anymore, but in the peak Rambo era, his oiled torso was unavoidable.