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Thar She Blows: 10 Terrible Movie Ships


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The original Poseidon movie inspired drag queens to dress up like Shelly Winters, The New York Times chief theater critic, and the 2006 remake, which just happens to be on IFC tonight. In honor of the film, we’ve compiled a list of 10 vessels you might want to avoid. So pull out your galoshes and get ready for some water sports.

1. The Titanic – Titanic

The mother of all doomed ships also inspired the mother of all doomed ship movies, as well as the mother of all sad songs about hearts going on.

2. The MS Poseidon – Poseidon

Both Poseidon and the original Poseidon Adventure deal with a massive luxury cruise ship which flips upside down, slowly filling with water as those still alive scramble for survival.

3. The Orca – Jaws

When dealing with an evil great white shark, it’s okay to admit that you need a bigger boat. And maybe don’t intentionally destroy the radio while you’re at it.

4. The Andrea Gail – The Perfect Storm

Economic pressures push this boat’s crew to drive directly into a massive hurricane where they all meet their demise. Sadly, this one’s based on true events.

5. The U-96 – Das Boot

Wolfgang Peterson directed a lot of scary boat movies. This one supplies reason #2,381,922 never to get on a submarine.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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