LA’s FIDLAR are the epitome of California skate punk, so it only makes sense that the video for their rager “Cocaine” is surly, wild and involves an armful of 40 oz bottles of Mickey’s. The fact that it stars Parks and Recreation’s Nick Offerman and was put out by Funny or Die makes less sense, but that just makes the incredibly NSFW video even more jaw-droppingly awesome.
If you’ve ever wondered where the phrase “piss drunk” comes from, this video gets to the bottom of that etymology showing Nick Offerman getting drunk on cheap beer and then dropping his pants in order to pee on pretty much everything Los Angeles has to offer, including the Hollywood sign, a golf course and even a dog (Nick, how could you?) While the video is very NSFW (it features a fake Offerman penis, so consider yourself warned), it just kind of reinforces our burning desire to make Offerman our best friend. Oh, wait, Scott Aukerman have already called dibs on that during Comedy Bang! Bang!. It seems like there’s more than enough Offerman to go around, so maybe we can share.