Get ready to head “to the center of coitus” thanks to “Parks And Recreation” star and, of course, guest star on “Out There,” Nick Offerman’s absolutely great advice on romance.
On Tuesday night’s “Conan,” Nick managed to simultaneously demonstrate how to give the perfect menacing glare and woo a woman all in one interview. That is some skill set. (Also, some beard.) In the interview, Nick offers some romantic advice on wooing a woman. No, it’s not singing a filthy song about rainbows, it’s other words of wisdom straight out of his forthcoming book, “Paddle Your Own Canoe,” which also offers tips on growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, etiquette, time management, diet, grooming, and self-confidence. Remember guys: Cards are not that hard.
Of course, anyone can dole out pointers on love, but only Nick Offerman has proof that his work. So because there is no such thing as too much Nick Offerman, here’s another clip where Nick waxes on about his equally funny wife, Megan Mullaly, and how they attract coyotes with their love. That’s right, they have the approval of nature. Please note: Coyotes are pervs: