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Watch “Dark Floors,” the most expensive Finnish movie starring a heavy metal band ever made


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Are you a fan of Lordi? That’s a silly question. Of course you’re a fan of Finland’s answer to Gwar. Who wouldn’t like a band that dresses up in rubber monster costumes and churns out hits like “Would You Love a Monsterman?” You’re not alone in your love of Lordi, after all the band rose to the heavy metal heights of success when they became the first Finnish performers to ever win the Eurovision Song Contest back in 2006 with a then record 292 points. If you have some how missed the word of the Lordi, fear not, you’ll be praising the Lordi after you watch “Dark Floors” today at 12:15 p.m. ET.

Not content to ride the wave of monster metal fame and fortune in the music biz, Lordi aimed their game at the silver screen. The result off that mission was “Dark Floors” a dark horror film with enough frights to keep you on the edge of your seat. The film stars Skye Bennett as Sarah an autistic girl who is unfortunate enough to be residing at St. Mary’s Hospital. Her father, Ben (Noah Huntley), rightly concerned about the state of the hospital, finally decides to take his daughter home after an unfortunate MRI fire. They board an elevator with a group of strangers, including a businessman, Jonathan or “Jon” (William Hope), a nurse named Emily (Dominique McElligott), a seemingly homeless guy named Tobias (Ronald Pickup), and security guard Rick (Leon Herbert), but when the elevator reaches the next floor down, the hospital is abandoned. That’s right, it’s a haunted hospital horror movie and Sarah is the only way out. Rumor has it that “Dark Floors” was the most expensive Finnish movie ever made and you can tell in the slick production and magnificent monsters.

Tune in for terror today at 12:15 p.m. ET:

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“Dark Floors” airs on IFC today at 12:15 p.m. ET

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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