John Rambo once said, “Live for something or die for nothing.” Know what we live for? Awesome movies, like “Rambo,” which we are showing tonight at 8/7c and again at 9:45 p.m. ET. It’s a movie so nice, we’re showing it twice. And by nice we mean serious Rambo-style butt-kicking action that only Sylvester Stallone can deliver. In this 2008 film, Stallone reprises his most iconic film (well, his other most iconic role) role twenty years after the release of “Rambo III.” The film finds hardened Vietnam War veteran John Rambo making a quiet living in a remote Thailand village near the Burmese border, but Rambo is known for being …er silent but violent, and when a nice missionary lady is taken prisoner he is back in action. Even after twenty years, Rambo can still kill with ease and silence his enemies with just one look (and a knife).
You think you can beat Rambo?
Nah, but maybe you can beat this Rambo, if you have enough quarters:
Or maybe this Rambo, if you’re a leprechaun or a My Little Pony:
But THIS Rambo?
You don’t stand a chance. In fact, you probably don’t even stand a chance against this guy:
So why don’t you just sit back, get comfy on the couch, eat some popcorn and watch Sylvester Stallone kick some Burmese butt in “Rambo” tonight at 8/7c. It’s safer. Here’s the trailer for tonight’s ass-kicking:
“Rambo” airs tonight at 8/7c and re-airs at 9:45 p.m. ET and on Thursday, Sep. 27 at 8/7c.