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What to watch this weekend: “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist”

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Chosen One: But I don’t understand. Who are the evil council?
Mushufasa: The answer you seek resides in the stars above.
Chosen One: I don’t understand.
Mushufasa: Of course you don’t. I’m speaking in riddles. That’s kind of the point, like a clue, so when you figure it out you’ll say “Oh, that’s what he meant! Stars above!”

That quote up there? That’s from “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist,” which is one of the funniest, goofiest, martial arts movies ever created. It is a completely ludicrous chop-socky parody of pretty much every martial arts movie ever made with new footage inserted and dialogue re-dubbed in to a patently ridiculous comedic re-working of a 1970s martial-arts movie. It’s wacky, it’s wild and fully committed to being totally silly. This is a movie that features a fight with a cow after all.

The plot involves a highly skilled martial artist known as “the chosen one” who sets out to avenge his family’s death and faces his greatest challenges yet: a cow with a deadly udder and a warlord who insists everyone call him “Betty.” While getting from point A to point B, the film is filled with hilariously obtuse dialogue that cuts through the usual kung fu film script malarkey. Take this chat between Betty and the Mayor for example: “What exactly is the Evil Council’s plan?” “It is evil. It is so, so evil. It is a very evil, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it’s great, because it’s so bad.” ” I see. I think.” It’s “Austin Powers” meets “Once Upon A Time in China” meets “Hollywood Shuffle.” What’s not to love about that? Nothing. So spend your Sunday on the couch watching “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist” and know you’re living up to your full potential.

Watch the trailer if you need further convincing:

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“Kung Pow: Enter the Fist” airs on IFC on Sunday, Sept. 9 at 4:15 PM ET; Saturday, Sept. 15 at 4:15 PM ET; Monday, Sept. 24 at 10:15 PM ET; Thursday, Sept. 27 at 10:00 AM ET; Monday, Oct. 1 at 4:15 PM ET

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…