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Michael Fassbender to star in “Assassin’s Creed” movie

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Typically we’re against the news that a best-selling video game is going to be adapted into a movie. After all, try to give us one instance of that actually turning out well for both franchises. But we’re going to have to change our tune for this latest news, because it just might be the exception to our rule.

Variety is reporting that Michael Fassbender is lined up to star in and co-produce an adaptation of UbiSoft’s hit franchise “Assassin’s Creed” (a different one than we were talking about last year). This announcement couldn’t come at a better time for UbiSoft, who is riding a high from its badass presentation of “Assassin’s Creed 3” at E3 and its other great upcoming line-up.

It’s unclear how exactly an “Assassin’s Creed” movie will fit into the rest of the series’ universe. Each game in the franchise up until now has told a one-off story about a modern-day man named Desmond Miles who is able to relive his ancestors’ memories to better hunt the society of Templars that serve as the games’ villains.

Fassbender will obviously play Desmond (who has quite an exotic array of ancestors), but it hasn’t been announced which time period the movie will take place in when it goes back to the past. Will Fassbender also play Altair in the Third Crusade era? Ezio during the Renaissance? Or maybe even new “Assassin’s Creed 3” protagonist Connor, who is a half-British, half-Native American mercenary alive during the Revolutionary War?

We have many more questions than answers right now, but all we know is that Fassbender’s double duty as star and producer is nothing but a good thing. Can we put in a vote right now that some of the new naval warfare elements of “Assassin’s Creed 3” be thrown in to his movie as well?

Are you as excited about this news as we are? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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