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The porn parody titles of 2011

The porn parody titles of 2011 (photo)

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Ah, December. The time of year when we reflect on what the last twelve months of cinema have meant, with dignity, thoughtfulness, and respect. Oh, and also the time of the year where we take the names of movies and make them really, really filthy by imagining how the porn industry would turn them into parody titles, a la “Edward Penishands,” “The Sexorcist,” “Intercourse with a Vampire,” “On Golden Blonde,” and other immortal classics.

Someday soon, those legends may be joined by the titles you see below (all I ask for is a special thank you in the credits. And a walk-on role. Kidding. (Maybe.)) And now, please welcome the 2011 class of porn parody titles! They are:

“War Whores”
“Meek in Cutoffs”
“Mars Needs MILFs”
“The Cum Diary”
“Moneyballs”
“Project Nympho”
“The Foreskin I Live In”
“Another Earth-Shaking Orgasm”
“The Pornography of Nicolae Ceausescu”
“Elite Squat: The Enemy Within (My Butt)”

And, of course, let’s not forget the movie titles of 2011 that also function as their own porn parody titles:

“The Thing”
“Puss in Boots”
“Just Go With It”
“The Beaver”
“Fast Five”
“The Iron Lady”
“Friends With Benefits”
“30 Minutes or Less”
“A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”

Did I forget to mention this post is kind of NSFW? I probably should have mentioned that. Y’know, like, earlier. Sorry.

Got a 2011 porn parody title? Let’s hear it! Leave it in the comments below or write to us on Facebook and Twitter. Oh and try not to gross us out too much. Our moms are reading.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…