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“The Expendables 2” teaser is anything but disposable

“The Expendables 2” teaser is anything but disposable (photo)

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They’re baaaaaaaaaack. Everyone’s favorite gang of lovable hired killers, The Expendables, returns to theaters next summer in “The Expendables 2.” Doesn’t look like the movie has a subtitle; personally, I would have gone with “The Expendables 2: Expend Harder.”

Maybe a sequel’s no surprise with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the cast; that dude’s always threatening to be back. Once again, he’s good to his word. Returning with him are writer (but not director this time out) Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Dolph Lundgren, and Randy Couture. Joining the cast are macho men Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme who, kind of hilariously, is credited in the trailer as “Also Van Damme.” As in “With Willis. And Schwarzenegger. Also Van Damme.” For a second I thought he might have changed his first name to Also. Apparently that is not the case.

It’s a short 60 second teaser but it’s enough to get you good and teased. Take a look.

I’m still trying to find out why Jet Li wasn’t on the poster for the movie, even though he is in the film. You think maybe he gets expendabled right out of the movie in the opening minutes, sparking whatever storyline Willis’ Mr. Church is hinting at? Seems plausible to me. Whatever the reason, we’ll know for certain when “The Expendables 2” opens August 17, 2012.

Who’s your favorite “Expendables 2” cast member? Tell us in the comments below or write to us on Facebook and Twitter. And yes, Schwarzenegger is the correct answer.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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