To help you with your holiday shopping, we have put together a Whitest Kids U’Know holiday gift guide. Sharing is caring, especially when you are sharing some of these awesome gifts with those nearest and dearest to you. Don’t let Santa know what you have your eye on, though, because he would totally steal your gift ideas.
Then on Sunday we are showing back-to-back episodes of “The Whitest Kids U’Know” beginning at 12:15 p.m. ET so you can tune in after church and before brunch or vice versa:
Is your brother trying to quit smoking? Well, the Whitest Kids U’Know have the perfect smoking cessation tool to help. But you can’t buy this quality health-related product at your local drugstore or Spencer Gifts. You can’t even buy it from a doctor’s office. No, you have to buy it from the Whitest Kids U’Know. This medical device is the perfect way to tell those you love that you care about their health and want them to stop sucking down smoke. But it’s such a helpful tool that you can’t possibly keep it to yourself and your family. You should share it with the world, including that attractive stranger on the bus. What girl wouldn’t want to know that you care about her health? Looking for the perfect gift to give your chainsmoking postman at Hannukah? Look no further. The Nic-O-Dick is for everyone.
Do you like Finger Ring Friends? Of course you do! Everyone likes Finger Ring Friends. Even your mom! Did you miss the fun? Watch the clip below, so you can make sure everyone on your Christmas list is Finger Ring Friends by the New Year:
The refrain “Needs more cowbell” has echoed around the globe, but the Whitest Kids U’Know are here to tell you: Screw the cowbell, you need more didgeridoo. And so do all the people on your holiday shopping list. Now that didgeridoo master Saul Rosenberg has released his greatest hits album, you can share the most wondrous instrument on earth* (* that was carved from a tree branch) with all your loved ones. Let Saul’s beautiful music soothe your soul:
And you don’t even have to ask what your grandfather wants for the holidays, just buy him — or really everyone — a sex robot. That’s how you really bring the holiday cheer.
Back-to-back episodes of “Whitest Kids U’Know” start at 12:15 p.m. ET on Sunday