Brooke Alvarez Talks Back Before the ONN Returns Tomorrow

Posted by Melissa Locker on
The Onion News Network returns to IFC tomorrow night at 10/9 c. They have already announced that with a giant asteroid expected to hit Earth on October 4th, the Onion News Network will continue broadcasting until the moment the planet is destroyed. “We are very excited to cover the annihilation of Earth,” said Onion News Network anchor Brooke Alvarez. “You can count on us to be your number one end-of-humanity news source.” Before she goes out in a blaze of journalistic glory, Brooke Alvarez, has a few final words for the mere mortals in her audience before the Earth is annihilated.
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The Onion News Network returns to IFC tomorrow at 10/9c
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