Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:
In our hit comedy series “Portlandia” life in Portland, Oregon seems to involve asking, “Is it local?,” playing hide and seek and wearing a lot of fleece. Get a different version of life in the Rose City when Gus Van Sant’s “Drugstore Cowboy” airs at 8 p.m. ET and wonder when Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein will do a hilarious drug-store robbing junkie sketch.
If you were disappointed that no one at this year’s Emmys stood on stage only to have a bucket of pig’s blood drop on them mid-acceptance speech causing them to unleash their psychokinetic powers, do we have the movie for you. Brian de Palma’s “Carrie” starts at 8 p.m. ET. Make your teenage daughter watch it with you!
As far as we’re concerned, the only way to get through a mid-week slump is with a healthy dose of “Vice Squad.” Tune in at 9 p.m. ET for your recommended daily allowance of pimps named Ramrod, prostitutes with a heart of gold named Princess, and hard-nosed detectives working together to make the streets safe.
We don’t want to stress you out, but there are only nine weeks until Thanksgiving. Before you pull out your decorative gourds and animatronic pilgrims, settle into your couch and watch Daniel Day Lewis in “Last of the Mohicans” at 7:05 p.m. ET or 9:35 p.m. ET.
Tonight at 11 p.m. ET, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: The season finale of “Whisker Wars” at the World Beard and Mustache Competition in Trondheim, Norway. That’s right, the competition that Beard Team USA and the yearning-to-be-free Austin Facial Hair Club have been working to get to is finally happening. Watch Jack Passion, Aarne Beilefeldt, Myk O’Connor, and team Texas as they go head to head, beard to beard in the final competition of the season.
There are many questions to ask yourself on a Saturday morning. For example, coffee or tea? Chicken fried steak or a fiber rich smoothie? Why did you stay up so late watching “Black Sheep”? Put off these challenging by watching a marathon of The Three Stooges. Whatever choices you make are undoubtedly better than the decisions made by Larry, Curly, Shep and Moe. The fun starts at 10:15 a.m. ET.
Got the Sunday blues? Tune in to our life of crime double feature to make you really appreciate your cubicle. “Layer Cake” starts at 8 p.m. ET and “Boondock Saints” starts at 10:15 p.m. ET. After watching these two films, come Monday morning you’re going to want to hug your boss.