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David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive”-themed club opens its doors

David Lynch’s “Mulholland Drive”-themed club opens its doors (photo)

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A couple of months ago, we told you about David Lynch‘s plans to open a “Mulholland Drive”-themed nightclub in Paris named Silencio, after the mysterious club featured in the film. Last week, The Guardian filed a dispatch on the club’s quiet, uneventful opening. As reporter Fiachra Gibbons put it, “There were no dwarves. No dancing men. No one talked backwards – until the daquiries kicked in – and with the exception of the Japanese cowboy who turned out to be a fashion designer, no one looked all that weird.”

What a disappointment.

Gibbons’ article describes Silencio in detail: it sounds posh, atmospheric, and depressingly lacking in demented, Lynchian touches. He describes “Buddhist cocktail bars with their own bijoux cinemas, library, dream forest and stage” found six flights down beneath Paris. It sounds like a lovely place for an stupidly expensive cocktail — a year’s pass to the members-only establishment will set you back €780, about $1100 — but I was hoping for a sort of David Lynch Planet Hollywood, with the Eraserhead baby by the bar, a “No Hay Banda” floor show every night, Naomi Watts lost in a somnambulant fog in the back of the theater, and plenty of Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap. Silencio may be pretty — and it certainly does look beautiful in The Guardian‘s pictures — but there are, presumably, lots of beautiful bars in Paris. There’s only one David Lynch. And do you really think of upscale cocktail lounges when you think of David Lynch?

Gibbons reports that Lynch himself, who wasn’t in attendance for opening night, will be on hand next month programming special events. Maybe that’s when things will get interesting. If there’s a sudden run on bunny costumes in France come October, you’ll know you need to get your ass down to Silencio.

Would you want to visit Silence? What would want to see there? Tell us in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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