The Onion News Network is re-calibrating their sound system so they can continue to broadcast the best news at levels 10 times louder than their competition. They will be ready to make themselves heard loud and clear in your living room in October 2011. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t spend some quality time with Brooke Alvarez in the mean time. When you purchase Onion News Network action figures, you can re-enact your favorite scenes from the Onion News Network in the privacy of your own home. Onion News Network action figures are fun and educational for the whole family. Let your daughter dream of some day being as successful as Brooke Alvarez. Let your son aspire to use the touchscreen graphics board like Tucker Hope. Maybe your husband can get some fashion tips from Jim Haggerty. When you buy ONN action figures, you are buying the American Dream.
“The Onion News Network” returns to IFC in October 2011