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Jason Statham “Blitz”-es DVD shelves August 23

Jason Statham “Blitz”-es DVD shelves August 23 (photo)

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Though Maxim once famously compiled “The Many Expressions of Jason Statham,” there is one definitive Jason Statham Face, and he does it in every Jason Statham movie. If you’ve seen any of the man’s work, you know it: head down, cocked to one side, squinting eyes looking back over his shoulder, lips curling into a menacing smile. He does it at least three our for times in every movie. Sure enough, check out this publicity still from his upcoming movie “Blitz:”

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Damn. Even by Jason Statham standards, that’s good Jason Statham Face.

I’m not sure why any movie starring Statham — pound-for-pound one of the most dependable actor working in film today — goes straight-to-DVD, but that’s what’s happening to “Blitz.” The film already opened in the UK, but despite the fact that it’s written by Nathan Parker, the screenwriter of Duncan Jones’ “Moon,” and co-stars Paddy Considine and Aidan Gillen, it’s going direct to home video shelves here in the states, where it will premiere on August 23. A miscarriage of justice! People we need to treat Statham better, lest he decide he no longer wishes to bless us with his sublimely manly action movies. You shouldn’t need a trailer to convince you to see this, but here it is anyway.

Granted, it does look like a pretty formulaic thriller. As a general rule, Statham always plays “the man who breaks all the rules.” But, on the plus side, he’s Jason Statham.

Also, I’m sharing another still from the film that came attached to its press release. I can’t stop staring at it. It’s Aidan Gillen wearing… well, see for yourself.

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Carcetti, no! I have a strange hunch that he’s the villain of the movie. Action Movie Rule #428b: Action heroes are not allowed to wear cheap neon green sunglasses. Or be that pale.

Look for “Blitz” on DVD and Blu-ray on August 23 from Millenium Entertainment, the same company who announced earlier today that they’re releasing Richard Linklater’s new film, “Bernie” starring Jack Black. He’s good, but he’s no Statham.

What’s your favorite Jason Statham movie? Tell us in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter! And, yes, “All of them” is an acceptable answer.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…