Here’s What to Watch This Week on IFC:
Stock up on pig’s blood and stay up late on a school night to watch Brian De Palma’s and Stephen King’s “Carrie.” The tense classic horror film starts at midnight.
Good things come to those who wait up until midnight. Tonight brings “The Wicker Man” (the original, natch) starring Christopher Lee and a very large piece of wicker that you won’t be picking up at Pier 1 anytime soon. If you haven’t seen this unsettling chiller, tune in.
Neither mute nameless warriors nor Christian Vikings get too many starring roles, so tune in for“Valhalla Rising” when it airs at 8 p.m. ET.
Black market arms deals and Nicolas Cage are made for each other. Like cookies and milk or Turner and Hooch. “The Lord of War” starts at 8 p.m. ET.
It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter! Unless, of course, we’re talking about “Meatballs,” which airs at 8 p.m. ET. It’s followed by another installment of the fifth and final season of “The Whitest Kids U’Know” starts at 10:30 p.m. ET.
Catherine Hardwicke gets in touch with her inner skater dude in “Lords of Dogtown”. The film delves deep into 70s California culture and witnesses the birth of skate culture. Totally rad! Starts at 4 p.m. ET.
Spend all day staring at Brooke Alvarez as she delivers the news. That’s right, beginning at 12:45 p.m. ET, we will be turning our airways over to the The Onion News Network. When your world is gripped by confusion and terror, there’s only one news network you can turn to: the Onion News Network.