Congratulations, you have made it through another long weekend. It is officially the start of summer. You can wear white shoes and drink gin and tonics at lunch. While those things are great, there are bad parts of summer. Remember that traffic jam you sat in for five hours yesterday? And the mosquitoes you were swatting away? Yeah, we’re sticking with out motto: Stay inside.
Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:
Who needs to read books when you have Vanessa Redgrave starring in Virginia Woolf’s “Mrs. Dalloway” at 11:15 a.m. ET. Save all that reading to brush up on the Green Lantern comics so you can scoff at your friends before the movie hits theaters.
Before the summer travel season gets underway, remind yourself not to be a drug mule by watching “Maria Full of Grace” at 1:15 p.m. ET. It’s both a valuable life lesson and a heartbreaking and beautiful film.
The fifth and final season of the Whitest Kids U’Know continues on its merry way with a new episode of the crudest, crassest, and most historically accurate sketch comedy ever. The fun starts at 10 p.m. ET
Scare yourself silly with an all-day marathon of horror. Kick things off with “An American Haunting” at 12:15 p.m. ET, then stick around for William Shatner’s campfest “Kingdom of the Spiders,” Wes Craven’s “Cursed,” Rob Zombie’s “The Devil’s Rejects,” and “Saw.” Don’t bother thinking about getting some fresh air, you’ll be too scared to go outside.
Too much is never enough when it comes to David Cross and Bob Odenkirk. Catch back-to-back episodes of “Mr. Show with Bob and David” beginning at 12:15 p.m. ET.