Well, it’s been nice knowing you all. As you may have heard, the world is ending on Saturday. Yep, it’s The Final Countdown of life as we know it:
There is some disagreement whether it’s the zombie apocalypse (the CDC has a survival guide) or The Rapture that will do us in, either way, it may be the end of the world, but you’ll feel fine if you watch our marathon of “The Three Stooges” on Saturday. While the exact time of the Rapture is TBD, back-to-back episodes of the antics of Larry, Curly, sometimes Shemp, and Moe start at 10:30 a.m. ET. f you’re lucky you can fit in at least two episodes before The Rapture:
If The Rapture does happen, and everyone you used to go to church camp with is in heaven, fear not, we have a cure for that:
No, not Warrant, although Warrant always helps. If you aren’t among the chosen few, don’t feel bad. You have an “Arrested Development” marathon to keep you company on Sunday. Since it’s probably too late to go to church, you can sleep in and start your day with the Bluths at 12:30 p.m. ET. And remember, only the good die young:
Hat tip to Buzzfeed for rounding up a playlist for the Rapture.