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L.A. Noire DLC Offers More Drugs, Sex and Murder This Summer

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L.A. Noire” is one of those games that pulls you in. Once you learn its input language, you kind of glide through it and spend enough time with Cole Phelps and his various partners. You’ll grow a real, surprising connection to the virtual Los Angeles of 1947. You get to feeling like a righteous crusader, inveigling the truth out of the liars and murderers of the game’s lurid cases. But, eventually you’ll reach the last mystery on the release’s third disc and think wistfully about the collection of drunks and ne’er-do-wells you sent to the big house.

But you’re not going to need to hang up your fedora just yet. Rockstar Games has announced that they’ll be offering up a slate of downloadable content that adds new suits, firearms and–most importantly, cases–to Cole Phelps’ workload. Suits increase Cole’s accuracy with certain weapons, which will come in handy for these new cases. The first chunk of all this new DLC hit today in the form of the following:

• “The Naked City” DLC case
• “A Slip of The Tongue” DLC case
• Broderick Detective Suit and Gun
• Sharpshooter Detective Suit and Gun
• The Badge Pursuit Challenge
• Chicago Piano Machine Gun

You get the Chicago Piano machine gun as a free unlock. The individual cases, challenges and suits will cost $4, $2 and $1. More DLC will become available over the summer with an Nicholson Electroplating Disaster” arson case and a “Reefer Madness” case on the vice desk coming on June 21st and July 12th respectively. All told, you’ll be spending $20 to get the complete set of extra “Noire” goodies but signing up for the new Rockstar Pass right away gets players 50% off the whole kit and kaboodle. The pass works as a bulk pre-order which, once purchased, automatically downloads the new DLC once it becomes available.

Full details are here on the official Rockstar site. So, how many of you police dicks will be signing up for overtime when the “L.A. Noire” DLC hits this summer? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook or Twitter!

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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