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Jerry Seinfeld: Master of His Domain (Name)

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“Seinfeld.” It was famously described as the show about nothing. But of course in that nothingness was the totality of modern life circa 1990s New York City. It was really the show about everything: friendship, dating, movies, sports, television, Snapple, parking spots, the post office, and masturbation.

Well, almost everything. One thing it wasn’t about was the Internet, which was still in its infancy when the show went off the air in 1998 (I should know; I used to fight with my parents’ old dial-up modem every Thursday night in order to postgame new episodes in AOL’s Seinfeld chat room. This was right around the time my high school class voted me Most Likely To Die Alone). In the totality of “Seinfeld” there is barely even an acknowledgement of the existence of the Internet; Jerry’s bit about calling people and hoping their answering machine would pick up was about as hi-tech as the show got. So it’s with a great deal of excitement and curiosity that I’m telling you about Seinfeld’s big debut in the world of the web, JerrySeinfeld.com.

Starting today, the site will host three clips a day from Seinfeld’s more than thirty year standup career on television. According to a New York Times article about the site, each day’s content is being hand selected by Seinfeld himself from a digital archive that contains more than 1,000 jokes. Why all the effort? In his personal message on the site, Seinfeld says that “somewhere out there are ten year olds just waiting to get hooked on this strange pursuit,” and that “this is for them.”

May 6 was the very first day, so it’s a pretty small sample, but so far it looks like Jerry’s programming for topicality: one of the first three videos and all of tomorrow’s scheduled jokes are about horses, for example, in honor of this weekend’s Kentucky Derby. As I write this, there’s no index of material; you’ve got one day to watch the three clips each day before they’re gone and replaced by three new ones. That’s a smart way to drive regular traffic to the site, though it’s not exactly ideal for scholars.

As something of an amateur “Seinfeld” academic myself, I’d be most interested in the site if it took a more philosophical approach to standup. I don’t necessarily need to hear Jerry’s thoughts on breakfast cereal (partly because I already know his thoughts on breakfast by heart). But I would love to watch the way Jerry’s thoughts on breakfast cereal grew along with his skills as a comedian. It would be fantastic if one day was devoted to three different versions of a single joke, charting its evolution. It would better still to see three clips of an identical joke with three different crowds. With his great documentary “Comedian,” Seinfeld proved he wasn’t afraid to show us all of the effort that goes into creating a poised, polished performer. That’s what I want more of.

That Times piece says that the site won’t become a home for material from the “Seinfeld” sitcom, which is just as well since I own them every episode on DVD anyway. That said, it could also be incredibly interesting to see how original material from the clubs was edited for a wider, larger audience on television. But even if that never happens, this is a pretty exciting start. And it’s better than nothing.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…