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“Fast Five,” Reviewed

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Finally, The Rock has come back to action movies. Yeah yeah, I know he made “Faster” last year, I know he doesn’t even go by “The Rock” anymore — it’s Dwyane Johnson now, Jabroni — but after years in the kiddie movie wasteland, he’s back where he belongs: beating the holy crap out of people. “Fast Five” has both the continuation of the adventures of Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto and Paul Walker’s Brian O’Conner and Johnson as their new badass adversary; it’s an embarrassment of macho riches. This movie is so drenched with testosterone, it belongs on Major League Baseball’s banned substances list.

It starts by resuming the nuanced, multilayered plot threads from the end of 2009 “Fast & Furious.” Brian and his girlfriend Mia (Jordana Brewster) break her brother Dom out of prison and the three flee to Rio de Janeiro. Looking to get out of the driving very rapidly and stealing things business, they decide to stay in the driving very rapidly and stealing things business for one last job, and assemble an all-star roster of former “Fast & Furious” co-stars to help them, including Tyrese Gibson and Chris “Ludacris” Bridges from “2 Fast 2 Furious,” Sung Kang from “The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift,” and Gal Gadot from “Fast & Furious.” The enormity of the returning cast — including a few unannounced cameos — turns the film into a “House of Frankenstein” for muscle-bound muscle car movies. But while Dom and Brian’s gang plan to rob Rio’s drug kingpin, Johnson’s DEA Agent Hobbs pursues them as fugitives on the run from United States justice.

“The Fast & The Furious” franchise started in 2001 as a movie about an undercover cop with frosted tips torn between his responsibilities and his deep, deep manlove for a drag racer. The series’ camp elements peaked with “2 Fast 2 Furious,” a movie that culminates with a chase scene so ridiculous that “Starsky and Hutch” used it as its own climax and didn’t have to chance anything to play the scene for laughs. Since then, the series has gotten progressively more straight-faced, if no less absurd. That transformation from corn to pop is completed in “Fast Five,” which tones down the street racing and amps up the heist film elements that have always bubbled beneath its surface. The newfound gravitas is supported immensely by Johnson, who provides a literally sweaty intensity missing from the stone-faced Diesel and smirky Walker. I’m pretty sure he never unfurrows even once in the entire picture. He doesn’t change his shirt once, either. No time for that stuff when there are smackdowns to lay.

Writer Chris Morgan and director Justin Lin combine all kinds of action in this masculine hullabaloo — a big and enjoyable heist, some good car chases, foot chases, and fight scenes — another way in which “Fast Five” is a bit like a Frankenstein monster. The enormous, lumbering frames of Diesel and Johnson — and their big, destructive mano-a-mano rumble, with its shades of Lugosi’s monster versus Chaney’s werewolf — is another.

“Fast Five’ is significantly longer than any of the other films in the series, and it sags a bit in its middle section; typically heist films thrive on scenes of ingenious planning and preparation, but the “Fast & Furious” movies have never been at their best basking in the intellect of their protagonists. Regardless, Lin, directing his third straight film in the franchise, has evolved into a skilled action director capable of choroegraphing chases that never sacrifice clarity for freneticism. The dual chase, with the Brazilian mobsters and the DEA agents both hot on the heels of Dom and Brian’s crew through the streets and rooftops of a Rio favela, is a bravura sequence.

When you step back and look at it, this series’ evolution is kind of insane. Its fifth entry is unquestionably its biggest and most technically accomplished production yet. It’s also the least silly and the least dumb. This all flies in the face of the rules of almost every long-running movie franchise, which typically turn to self-cannibalization when they exhaust every original idea by installment three or four. It’s kind of sad that simply making a very professional and satisfying movie in a film series feels innovative in our climate of cinematic autosarcophagy. But it does. “Fast Five”‘s so satisfying that even before a cute post-credits teaser, it’s pretty easy to smell what The Rock and his new friends are cooking: another sequel.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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Celebrity All-Star by Sisters Weekend is available now on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Sisters Weekend isn’t like other comedy groups. It’s filmmaking collaboration between besties Angelo Balassone, Michael Fails and Kat Tadesco, self-described lace-front addicts with great legs who write, direct, design and produce video sketches and cinematic shorts that are so surreally hilarious that they defy categorization. One such short film, Celebrity All-Star, is the newest addition to IFC’s Comedy Crib. Here’s what they had to say about it in a very personal email interview…

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IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Celebrity All-Star is a short film about an overworked reality TV coordinator struggling to save her one night off after the cast of C-List celebrities she wrangles gets locked out of their hotel rooms.

IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Sisters Weekend: It’s this short we made for IFC where a talent coordinator named Karen babysits a bunch of weird c-list celebs who are stuck in a hotel bar. It’s everyone you hate from reality TV under one roof – and that roof leaks because it’s a 2-star hotel. There’s a magician, sexy cowboys, and a guy wearing a belt that sucks up his farts.

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IFC: What was the genesis of Celebrity All-Star?

Celebrity All-Star was born from our love of embarrassing celebrities. We love a good c-lister in need of a paycheck! We were really interested in the canned politeness people give off when forced to mingle with strangers. The backstory we created is that the cast of this reality show called “Celebrity All-Star” is in the middle of a mandatory round of “get to know each other” drinks in the hotel bar when the room keys stop working. Shows like Celebrity Ghost Hunters and of course The Surreal Life were of inspo, but we thought it
was funny to keep it really vague what kind of show they’re on, and just focus on everyone’s diva antics after the cameras stop rolling.

IFC: Every celebrity in Celebrity All-Star seems familiar. What real-life pop personalities did you look to for inspiration?

Sisters Weekend: Anyone who is trying to plug their branded merch that no one asked for. We love low-rent celebrity. We did, however, directly reference Kylie Jenner’s turd-raison lip color for our fictional teen celebutante Gibby Kyle (played by Mary Houlihan).

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IFC: Celebrity seems disgusting yet desirable. What’s your POV? Do you crave it, hate it, or both?

Sisters Weekend: A lot of people chase fame. If you’re practical, you’ll likely switch to chasing success and if you’re smart, you’ll hopefully switch to chasing happiness. But also, “We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money bring power, power bring fame, fame change the game,” Young Thug.

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IFC: Who are your comedy idols?

Sisters Weekend: Mike grew up renting “Monty Python” tapes from the library and staying up late to watch 2000’s SNL, Kat was super into Andy Kaufman and “Kids In The Hall” in high school, and Angelo was heavily influenced by “Strangers With Candy” and Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise, so, our comedy heroes mesh from all over. But, also we idolize a lot of the people we work with in NY-  Lorelei Ramirez, Erin Markey, Mary Houlihan, who are all in the film, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison, Sam Taggart. Geniuses! All of Em!

IFC: What’s your favorite moment from the film?

Sisters Weekend: I mean…seeing Mary Houlihan scream at an insane Pomeranian on an iPad is pretty great.

See Sisters Weekend right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib

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