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3D Projectors Might Be Ruining 2D Movies

3D Projectors Might Be Ruining 2D Movies (photo)

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Yesterday’s Boston Globe had a frankly horrifying piece from film critic by Ty Burr about the impact of 3D projectors on 2D projection in Boston. Burr found that 8 of the 19 screens at a local AMC multiplex on a mid-April evening were presenting “gloomy, underlit images.” He eventually discovered the culprit was a particular brand of projector — a 4K digital model by Sony — that requires an external lens adapter to exhibit 3D films. If you leave that 3D lens on during 2D movies, as Burr found was the habit in certain Boston theaters, the result is an image that, according to one expert, can be “85 percent darker than a properly projected film.”

I encourage anyone who regularly visits multiplexes to read Burr’s entire piece. Though he got a few union projectionists to talk anonymously about the problem, he found the multiplexes themselves rather apathetic about the issue. The National Amusements chain claims they’ve had no problems with the Sony 4K, Regal Cinemas responded with a statement claiming their patrons like digital cinema in general, and AMC, the company that prompted Burr’s piece, essentially said they have no corporate policy in place regarding the proper use of these 4K projectors. That means it’s up to your local theater to figure out how to use these machines properly, or to spend the time and money required to switch out the 3D lens when it’s not in use. Looking for a red flag? Next time you’re watching a digitally-projected 2D movie at the multiplex, and the night scenes look extra murky, you might want to consider bringing it to the attention of the management. Burr also recommends you take a look back at the projection booth if you’re suspicious of the image quality. He says “if you see two beams of light, one stacked on top of the other, that’s a Sony with the 3-D lens still in place. If there’s a single beam, it’s either a Sony with the 3-D lens removed or a different brand of digital projector, such as Christie or Barco.”

Perhaps the most disheartening thing about Burr’s piece isn’t the widespread dim image quality — that’s a battle that’s been fought for decades, long before 3D adapters were the problem — but that the total lack of concern on the part of the movie theaters is echoed by the customers he interviewed. Polling a few patrons exiting a movie that was clearly misprojected, Burr found mostly disinterest in the issue. “An older couple leaving the under-illuminated 7:15 ‘Win Win’ showing thought the film looked fine,” he wrote. “Another patron praised its ‘creative lighting.'”

One could argue this is making a three-dimensional mountain out of a two-dimensional molehill. If these customers feel like they got their money’s worth, why complain? Because to not complain is to accept mediocrity. It’s true: it’s tough to know whether a movie is being properly projected. Most of us are seeing the movie for the first time; so how can we tell if it looks right? We put our trust in the theater to protect us. Burr’s article suggests they may need to do more to earn that trust.

Here’s the crazy thing about the general shoulder shrugging Burr got when he asked movie theater chains about this problem: it’s in their best interest to give their customers the finest experience they can possibly have. These companies are under assault from all sides. Movie studios are considering shortened video on demand windows. Customers have better home theaters. The folks who do buy tickets spend the entire movie talking and texting on their cell phones. The quality of the theatrical experience should be the exhibitors’ number one priority; if I want to watch a crummy looking version of a movie in depressing surroundings, I can wait a few months and watch it at home on my tiny SD television. If I’m going to get a similarly frustrating experience for fifteen bucks, why pay? I’m a dim guy, but I’m not that stupid.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…