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How I Voted For “The Art of Video Games,” Part 2

How I Voted For “The Art of Video Games,” Part 2 (photo)

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The Skinny: The Smithsonian gathered votes for its upcoming Art of Video Games and this week, I detail what I threw my weight behind. Part one is here. Today, I talk about my picks from the Sega Master System/ Nintendo Entertainment System era.

Era 2: 8-Bit

The reason this era’s so important is because it’s where you start to see technological advances affecting the video game medium. The advent of home computing created another space for games to be created in and driven towards. It’s also where you start to see just how much specific hardware can impact the execution of graphics and gameplay. That thread continues throughout Individual creators start to get name recognition and credit for their creations, and some even send games through the mail to customers. Of the systems listed in this era, I owned the Commodore 64 and the Sega Master System and had access to a Nintendo Entertainment System via my next-door neighbors. (What up, Abrams family!) Ok, then, here’s how I voted.

Commodore 64

Action Genre
“Impossible Mission”

So, yes, while I owned a C64 in the mid-80s, the games nominated here weren’t the ones I was crazy for. (Where’s “Beachead”? Or “Epyx Summer Games”?) Of the games for the beloved beige computer that show up on the ballot, I played “Raid on Bungeling Bay,” “Boulder Dash” and “Impossible Mission.” That last one–a secret agent action game with puzzle elements–was a highlight of my C64 days, even though I realize now that I wasn’t smart enough then to beat it. Sentimentality–and remembering the groundbreaking use of digitized voice–gets me voting for “Impossible Mission.” As the game’s villain said, “Stay a while… Stay foorevvvvver!” Word.

Sega Master System

Target Genre
“After Burner”

This aerial combat game tried to cash in on the success of “Top Gun.” The enemy squadrons I spent hours fighting on the home version of this game escalated in difficulty, but mostly I remember how hypnotic the combo of music and gameplay was. Also, they made gameplay out of having to refuel the fighter jet, a bit of realism that made it stand out.

Adventure Genre
“Phantasy Star”
As a comic nerd growing up, the only people I felt superior to were the D&D players. I never went in for the twenty-sided dice drama, even though I understand that as an adult the storytelling power of role-playing games. It was “Phantasy Star” that introduced me to that power.

I played it for weeks, exploring a planet in peril and amassing a merry band of adventurers. But, I’ll never forget how dark that final boss battle was, and you could only win it through a secret alchemy of items and skills that you blindly stumble upon. (Darkfalz scared the s**t out me, too. The elation I felt after beating “Phantasy Star” showed me that I did and could invest RPGs as an idea. But, I probably couldn’t do it in another student’s basement, poring over graph paper. Sorry, Dungeon Master.

Nintendo Entertainment System

Target Genre
Adventure Genre
“The Legend of Zelda”
legendofzelda-boxart.pngI didn’t take a count as I voted, but I think that Nintendo was in the upper percentiles of representation when it comes publisher/developer entities. And, digging even deeper, “The Legend of Zelda” probably shows up in more eras than any other franchise. The first game is one of those canonical games that show everything that can be right about a game. Wit, a sense of epic journey and adventure and music that stayed lodged in players’ heads for years are just some of the reason “Zelda” captured the hearts of gamers. Those elements–and new ones–have shown up in subsequent installments of the iconic series but the first “The Legend of Zelda” marks the start of a great franchise on rock-solid principles

Action Genre
“Super Mario Bros. 3”
“Mega Man 2”

This slate offered no angst to me. It’s “Metroid” all the way. Nintendo’s game captivated a whole generation of gamers with its massive, varied and interconnected levels. From a design perspective, it introduced that same generation to non-linear and recursive game architecture, too. (“Mega Man 2” was non-linear as well, to be fair.) “Metroid” made you go back to locations to open up previously unreachable areas once you acquired new weapons or upgrades. And the experience of playing “Metroid” was moody and lonely, much more evocative than other games of the era. And the reveal that protagonist Samus Aran was a woman remains a surprise ending for the ages.


Sega Master System
Action Genre
Who doesn’t want to be a ninja? This vote’s all about nostalgia, as I remember how bad-ass the “Shinobi” arcade game was. It’s the 1980s and it was the height of America’s (first? Second? infinite?) ninja obsession. Still, this was the first game that I can remember that made me feel lethal and stylish in the same breath. Teenage Evan couldn’t do either back in the day, so thank you “Shinobi” for filling the shuriken-shaped void in my heart.

Tomorrow: the Great Nintendo/Sega Wars!


Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…