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Schwarzen-Watch: Arnold To Unveil New TV Series

Schwarzen-Watch: Arnold To Unveil New TV Series (photo)

Posted by on’s film writer, Matt Singer, is the biggest Arnold Schwarzenegger fan on the planet. He blogs any time any news about Schwarzenegger’s return to acting, no matter how flimsy or improbable, hits the Internet.

Concrete information is in short supply on this story, but as the world’s foremost (and only) Schwarzenwatcher, I have an obligation to report any Arnold news no matter how meaningless or speculative. Yesterday, The Hollywood Reporter reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger will announce a new television project at the MIPTV content market next month in Cannes.

“Details of the project, which is being kept under wraps, will be revealed April 4 at a press conference at the Riviera-side Majestic Hotel. Reps for the former California Governor — who recently announced he planned a return to movies — said only that Schwarzenegger was involved in an ‘international TV series.'”

Involvement doesn’t necessarily mean starring, and I would guess that whatever show this is, it won’t include a regular starring gig on television for Schwarzenegger. I’ve read some speculation on other websites that this announcement could somehow be connected to James Cameron’s upcoming TV adaptation of the Schwarzenegger movie “True Lies,” and while that’s certainly possible, I wouldn’t bet on it. Schwarzenegger’s a movie guy, and if he has any worthwhile film offers, I’d put my money on him picking one of them before he tried his hand at the small screen. My guess is that he’s producing something based on another one his older movies — something like “The Running Man” or even “Pumping Iron,” which could be the basis for a bodybuilding reality series. I have absolutely no information with which I make this baseless speculation, but that sort of scenario sets my Schwarzen-Sense tingling. And, yeah I do have one of those. Watch “Total Recall” more than sixty times and you can have one too.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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