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Five Insanely Romantic Fred Astaire Dances

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Call me old-fashioned, call me an insanely committed movie dork; hell, call me an insanely committed, old-fashioned movie dork but there’s nothing I like better on Valentine’s Day than a quiet night in with my wife, a home-cooked meal and great old films. Our favorites are the classic MGM musicals. You can’t go wrong with Gene Kelly, of course, but I think Valentine’s Day belongs to Fred Astaire, who produced many of his best onscreen moments with a woman at his side. The air of romance in Astaire’s best films is so thick it’s beyond intoxicating: it’s positively infectious. Here are five of his most insanely romantic dance numbers.

“I’ll Be Hard to Handle”
From “Roberta” (1935)
Featuring Astaire and Ginger Rogers

The first image we think of when we think of Astaire is the elegant gentleman in top hat and tails, squiring Ginger Rogers to some impossibly lavish Depression-era ball. And nobody made unattainable opulence look quite as warm and inviting as Astaire and Rogers. But the most famous dancing team in movie history often had their best chemistry in more casual numbers, like the ebullient “Pick Yourself Up” from “Swing Time” or the rambunctious “I’ll Be Hard to Handle” from “Roberta,” which captures the team at their most flirtatiously playful. Astaire and Rogers play former sweethearts who reunite in Paris and reignite their relationship. The routine, a high-spirited tap, finds the pair even finishing each others sentences — through dance of course — as they trade intricate steps back and forth like fast-paced screwball banter. Bonus points for the all-natural tap sounds, which are clearly coming straight from Astaire and Rogers’ feet and not from any artificial post-production sweetening.

“So Near and Yet So Far”
From “You’ll Never Get Rich” (1941)
Featuring Astaire and Rita Hayworth

Astaire built a persona of gentility and refinement, and as he aged he played opposite a lot of much younger leading ladies, a situation that often made him look like Mr. Rogers romancing one of his fans. He wasn’t exactly known as a sensual dancer — which is why I love this Latin-flavored number he did with the gorgeous and very sensual Rita Hayworth in 1941’s “You’ll Never Get Rich.” It’s called “So Near and Yet So Far” — a title that could refer to fact that dance, while pleasurable, is not nearly as pleasurable as what dance often acts as a stand-in for in old movies, namely sex. Astaire seems genuinely enchanted by the hip-shaking Hayworth as they twirl on an ocean-view balcony. The number ends with Hayworth leaning back into Astaire’s arms, so near and yet so far, as they cuddle and exit stage right. To do what, we’ll never know.

“They Can’t Take That Away From Me”
From “The Barkleys of Broadway” (1949)
Featuring Astaire and Rogers

“The Barkleys of Broadway” was Astaire and Rogers’ final cinematic pairing, and it only came about after Astaire’s original co-star, Judy Garland, needed to be replaced at the very last moment. When they made “The Barkleys,” Astaire and Rogers hadn’t danced together for ten years, adding a great deal of poignancy to the film’s plotline, about a husband-and-wife dance team who split up and then reconnect, and to this touching final number, where Fred serenades Ginger with George and Ira Gershwin’s “They Can’t Take That Away From Me.” The words are almost too perfect for a legendary couple reuniting for what would be the last time onscreen: “We may never, never meet again on that bumpy road to love / Still I’ll always, always keep the memory of / The way you hold your knife / The way we danced ’til three / The way you changed my life / No, no they can’t take that away from me.” After Astaire’s touching vocal, the pair enact an elegiac final dance, a celebration for has been and what will never be again. It’s not one of their most intricate or most graceful scenes, but it feels more charged with genuine emotion than anything else they’d ever danced.

“Dancing in the Dark”
From “The Band Wagon” (1953)
Featuring Astaire and Cyd Charisse

A simple walk in the park becomes a rapturous dream of falling in love in “Dancing in the Dark” from Vincente Minnelli’s “The Band Wagon.” The scene contains no words of either the spoken or sung variety. Instead, everything is communicated through movement: Astaire and Cyd Charisse’s hopeful glances, followed by their first tentative steps, and culminating in remarkable duet between two incredible artists. Astaire tended to be the most graceful member of any pair he danced in, but Charisse is his equal: watch the effortless way she bends in his arms around the 3:15 minute mark, or the her seductive swoon into Astaire’s neck after the twirl at 2:03. The choreography perfectly matches the rise and fall of Arthur Schwartz’s soaring music: the climactic crescendo is echoed by the dancers’ symbolic climb up a small flight of stairs to a waiting carriage. Also: I’m no fashion expert, but I think dresses like Charisse’s, which bounces and floats with her every movement as if it’s made out of some kind of gravity-defying material, desperately need to make a comeback.

“He Loves and She Loves”
From “Funny Face” (1957)
Featuring Astaire and Audrey Hepburn

Here’s one of those potentially creepy May/December romances I was talking about: Astaire was a full thirty years older than Audrey Hepburn when they made “Funny Face” together in 1967. After a series of comic confusions and misadventures, Astaire, a fashion photographer, and Hepburn, a model, have finally realized their mutual love for one another. Still dressed in her fashion show wedding gown, she looks adoringly into Astaire’s eyes as he sings “He Loves and She Loves” then joins him for a low-key “stroll” through the French countryside. Most of Astaire’s musicals were shot on soundstages, so there is something especially striking about watching him move through director Stanley Donen’s lushly verdant mise en scene, and the choreography makes the most of the freedom that comes with location shooting — it’s not every film that you see two dances connected via a ride on a river raft. Despite the age difference, the chemistry works. Hepburn seems genuinely smitten with Astaire; in my favorite moment from this dance, they’re so enraptured by each other’s presence they nearly dance themselves right into a pond.


Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…