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David Milch to Pen “Heavy Rain” Script, Possibly Play “Heavy Rain”

David Milch to Pen “Heavy Rain” Script, Possibly Play “Heavy Rain” (photo)

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Last year, a video game wanted more than anything else to be a film. The title was “Heavy Rain” and it generated hyper-realistic graphics to look like a film, sacrificed player control to feel like a film and hired professional voice acting to sound like a film. Somehow that voice acting sounded like a foreign film redubbed with a phonetic reading from the original cast, but that’s neither here nor there, eh. This year, “Heavy Rain” might finally get its wish. According to Variety, Emmy winning writer David Milch has reportedly signed on to write the film adaption.

Milch, who penned the pilots for “Deadwood” and “NYPD Blue”, has never before written a Hollywood film. But that shouldn’t be a problem considering “Heavy Rain” borders on Syfy channel pablum.

The story follows 4 seemingly unconnected characters and their dealings with the Origami Killer. He is a serial killer who drowns his victims in puddles, so hopefully Milch will flex his creative liberties to rename him The Rainman. The player’s decisions steer the plot, so one person might play the game and see a character die, while another might take that character to the conclusion with nary a scratch. This Choose Your Own Adventure experience was what saved Heavy Rain from feeling like a protracted cut scene. A boring, confused and cliché-ridden cut scene.

Obviously, some gamers connected with “Heavy Rain”. The graphics were undeniably impressive. And the design was ambitious to say the least. Some people even thought the story was meaningful. In fact, the fabulously talented, endlessly intelligent writer Evan Narcisse ranked it #8 on his Top 10 Games of 2010. Evan is, of course, free to have that very very wrong opinion.

David Milch has a shining record on television. If you pretend “John from Cincinnati” never happened. Maybe he’ll save this film. Or maybe he’ll focus his talent on his new HBO drama “Luck”. The one with Dustin Hoffman and the horse-racing. Now there’s an interesting project.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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