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Arnold Schwarzenegger Probably Sticking With Politics

Arnold Schwarzenegger Probably Sticking With Politics (photo)

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Entertainment Weekly reports that former California Governor and current unemployed actor Arnold Schwarzenegger is not planning a return to filmmaking. This according to Ivan Reitman, who directed Schwarzenegger in the 1990s comedies “Twins” and “Junior.” Okay, so he directed in the 1990s comedy “Twins” and the 1990s …something… “Junior.” Here’s what Reitman told EW:

“I had a lovely talk with him about a month ago, and my guess is he will continue in government work…he’s joked around about coming back to acting, but I think really he would like to do something serious.”

And by serious Reitman meant helping to solve our country’s energy crisis, not appearing in “Red Heat: Port of Call New Orleans.” Which is a loss for all of us. If Hollywood is going to remake his best movies, why can’t he in star in them? If Schwarzenegger’s longtime rival Sylvester Stallone can revive his career on the cusp of collecting Social Security by pretending he’s not getting old, why can’t he do the same? Now that doesn’t mean he should start pumping up for “Terminator 5: Port of Call Cyberdine Systems.” But that doesn’t mean his last significant role be in Jackie Chan’s woeful “Around the World in 80 Days” either. That just can’t be.

I’m sure returning to acting is a massive comedown from being in charge of the eighth largest economy in the world. I would understand if he said he needs a few years to decompress and perhaps to pursue further opportunities in politics. But just as John Wayne got to make “The Shootist,” we need Schwarzenegger to make one more action film. He needs that career capper, the summation of everything he did and stood for (and hopefully has at least one shot of him decapitating a guy while quipping “I told you not to lose your head!”).

It has to happen. C’mon, man. You promised.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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