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Can You Bribe Your Way to a Golden Globe?

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Many thoughts ran through my head as I watched “The Tourist.” Things like “Boy, Rufus Sewell is wasted in this movie,” and “I wonder how much longer this is?” One thought that never entered my mind once in 103 minutes? “This movie deserves a Golden Globe nomination for Best Picture.” But whether I thought it deserved it or not, it got one, joining “Alice in Wonderland,” “Burlesque,” “The Kids Are All Right,” and “Red,” as Golden Globe nominees for the best musical or comedy film of 2010.

If you were shocked when you heard that list, you’re not alone. This year’s Globe nominees have sparked a slew of articles about the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the body of 81 journalists and critics who vote on the awards. One published yesterday in The Independent entitled “‘Bribed’ Golden Globe judges nominate flops after Vegas junket” outlines how Sony, the company that distributed “Burlesque” (and “The Tourist”), treated members of the HFPA before they voted for the awards:

“‘Burlesque,’ which, according to the aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes, got positive write-ups from only 38 per cent of critics, opened fourth in the box office charts and made back just $34m (£22m) of its $55m budget…Disbelief later turned to mild outrage, however, after it emerged that Sony, the studio behind the clunker ‘Burlesque,’ recently flew Golden Globes judges to Las Vegas for an all-expenses-paid trip which included luxury hotel accommodation, free meals and a private concert performed by the film’s star, Cher.”

The Independent runs down a few other famous examples of past HFPA shenanigans. For instance:

“In 1981, most famously of all, the unknown Pia Zadora won a Best Newcomer award for her role in ‘Butterfly,’ a film which had been universally derided. It later emerged that the movie’s producer, who was also her husband, had flown the entire HFPA to Las Vegas for a weekend holiday immediately before they voted.”

The problem here isn’t really that the HFPA is easily swayed by lavish trips, or that they consider a private concert by Cher a privilege and not a punishment. The problem is that we, the moviegoing public, actually put stock in the Golden Globe Awards, which are determined by the whims of less than a hundred people who either believe “The Tourist” is legitimately one of the finest films of the year or are willing to claim that they believe it if the price is right.

So can you bribe your way to a Golden Globe? It’s hard to see that evidence and not think you can at least help your chances of a nomination. But let’s not kid ourselves, either. Studios and filmmakers do all sorts of stuff to get awards, and not just the Golden Globes. In Hollywood, there are people who specialize in running PR for Oscar nominees (the late publicist Ronni Chasen was one). If these folks didn’t get results, they wouldn’t have an entire cottage industry of Academy Award campaigning built around them.

In other words, let’s keep awards in perspective. They’re important. But they’re not as important as the movies themselves. Instead of waiting for a shady organization to validate a film, go see it and judge for yourself.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…