Watch out CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC. Come January, there’s going to be a new cable news outlet in town. The Onion News Network will premiere on IFC January 21 at 10 PM. And these news hounds don’t waste their time factchecking or researching. They just report the news straight. That’s why they are the most popular 24-hour news outlet in America. And with more attack satellites and secret surveillance cameras in homes, businesses, and high-level government offices, the Onion News Network is truly the most powerful name in news.
The best news team on television includes Tucker Hope who brings “Today In History” to life, while Jean Anne Whorton takes us “Behind the Facts.” Multi-talented on air personality, Brooke Alvarez hosts fast-paced trusted news source “FactZone” and offers solutions to the world’s most-complicated problems on “In My Sights”. You can meet the rest of the news team here, or just wait for them to introduce themselves on Jan. 21 at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Be sure to stick around to watch Portlandia premiere at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT. Set your DVRs for the future.
Here’s a small sample at the impending news tsunami heading this way:
The Onion News Network will premiere on IFC January 21 at 10 PM