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Idiot Tries to Blow Up “Hippest” People at Dave Matthews Concert

Idiot Tries to Blow Up “Hippest” People at Dave Matthews Concert (photo)

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Federal agents prevented a terrorist attack this Sunday in Chicago by 22 year-old, Sami Samir Hassoun. His weapon of choice was a bomb designed to take out half a city block, and his target was the Dave Matthews concert at Wrigley Field. The Sun Times reports that he claimed the event would be filled with “all [the] young people, [the] hippest people.”

He couldn’t have picked a worse target if he actually wanted to kill young, hip people. Luckily, not only can this colossal moron not tell a hip crowd from its total opposite, but he can’t tell a real bomb from a fake either. Undercover Feds, hip to his schemes, had given him a harmless dud.

Apparently Hassoun’s earlier ideas included “unleashing a virus, poisoning Lake Michigan, bombing the Willis Tower or Daley Plaza, attacking police officers, and assassinating the mayor.” He ended up opting for the concert bomb in an attempt to sow chaos throughout the city in a bid to “force Mayor Daley out of office and gain political control” of Chicago.

In a refreshing turn of events, the terror plot was not religiously motivated. The young Lebanese citizen, a permanent resident of the US, just wanted to get into Chicago politics. He was seized the moment he planted the dud and charged with “attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction and attempted use of an explosive device.” We the people also charge him with one count of being a giant douchebag.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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