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“Halo: Reach” Boasts Record-Setting Numbers

“Halo: Reach” Boasts Record-Setting Numbers (photo)

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Even with its unprecedented success being seen as a foregone conclusion, the numbers that “Halo: Reach” has racked up barely a week after its release have been kind of staggering.

Within 24 hours, Microsoft was reporting that the game had already raked in more than 200 million in sales. They were also sure to frame those earning in pissing-contest terms, too, saying:

Based on U.S. sales alone, “Halo: Reach” is now the biggest entertainment launch of 2010 in the U.S., eclipsing the three-day opening weekends of Hollywood’s biggest blockbusters like “Iron Man 2,” “Alice in Wonderland” and “Toy Story 3” in a single day.

With numbers like that, it’s no surprise that Microsoft wants up the frequency at which “Halo” games come out, now that the fate of the franchise will be solely in their hands. But more impressive than the money has been the devotion the game’s commanded in its first week. Last Friday, Bungie let loose some more figures dug up by the developer’s data-mining. Here’s a few selective stats:

• 31,000,000 Games have been played since launch

• 78,499,560,895 Total Credits have been earned

• 953 Man-years have been spent in matchmade games

• 1365 Man-years have been spent in campaign

• 854,107 files have been uploaded

• 577,804 recommendations have been sent to friends

• 4,619,455 files have been downloaded

The true test of Microsoft’s future stewardship of the “Halo” franchise will be whether they’re able to replicate these numbers and the fanatcism that fuels them. The company’s not talking about the creators and designers who’ll be working the next “Halo” games but, whoever they are, they’ve got their work cut out for them.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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