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Clip Analysis: Top Gun The Video Game

Clip Analysis: Top Gun The Video Game (photo)

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Video game teasers tend to stick to a certain formula: dazzle the viewer with awesome graphics, show off some of the game’s best features and maybe dribble a little story out to tantalize would-be players. But every so often, one piece of video-centric marketing will float above the rest or sink to join the sludge.

In Clip Analysis, I’ll be looking at trailers, teasers and just about any game-related video in an effort to call out what works and what doesn’t in terms of communicating a particular game’s coolness.

This time, I’ll be taking a look at the launch trailer for “Top Gun: The Video Game”:

There was a time when the chance to play virtual pilot sold a fair chunk of personal computing machines. People custom-built rigs just so they could run the newest editions of “Microsoft Flight Simulator,” and games like it were part of the bedrock of PC gaming landscape. Flight sims aren’t the obsession they once were, but less rigid arcade variants have kept the thrill of shooting down enemy aircraft going strong. The trailer for the new “Top Gun” game looks to capitalize on the fascination with dogfights.

– Paramount’s only dipped its toe into the game-making waters, with recent generic tie-ins to “Star Trek” and “The Warriors” and some Flash-based browser games and iPhone cash-ins for some feature films, too. Honestly, “Top Gun” looks like some Paramount exec looked at the success of “Tom Clancy’s HAWX” and Namco Bandai’s “Ace Combat” games and said, “Hey, do we have one of those?”

– This trailer comes across as disappointingly sincere. If anyone these days talks about the movie that made Tom Cruise a star, it’s with heaping amounts of sarcasm. There’s a real missed opportunity for some winking meta-commentary that spoofs the 1980s tight-assedness of the movie. And the vanilla voice-over doesn’t exactly get you itching to play. It’s all too safe by half, failing to really differentiate “Top Gun” from other air combat games.

– Why is the opening half of the trailer footage from the movie? This choice is a big mistake for two reasons. First, there’s a marked absence of Cruise, Anthony Edwards, Val Kilmer or any of the stars. Not getting their likenesses is understandable, but why choose to use the same codenames? Second, the film’s aerial shots haven’t aged well and set a very low bar as to expectations for the game. It’s from the movie. We get it.

“Top Gun” is probably one of the prized gems of Paramount’s home video catalog and it’s certainly overdue for a new playable version. But this trailer makes the game look like a warmed-over retread of mechanics from other aerial dogfight franchises. Mostly, the trailer makes you want to get a bunch of friends together to play a “Top Gun” drinking game. It’s hard to tell who the game’s aimed at. Here’s the text announcing the game:

Based on the iconic film, Top Gun is a free-flying air combat shooter where, as Maverick, players will go up against the best of the best at Top Gun Academy with their Radar Intercept Officer (RIO), Goose. Following graduation, players will take on the Soviets over the Indian Ocean. While shooting down enemy fighter jets, defending and attacking bases, and engaging in large-scale dogfight battles, Maverick will test the limits of his plane, his new RIO and his wingman, Iceman. Top Gun also features five multiplayer modes, allowing up to sixteen players to battle it out online. The soundtrack includes both “Danger Zone” and “Top Gun Anthem.”

So, are they looking to hook thirtysomething gamers who have fond, cheesy memories of the film? Or is it teenagers who know nothing of the volleyball-playing fighter jocks? Either way, this trailer probably won’t rope in either group. If you’re curious, then “Top Gun” is available this week for Mac, PC and PlayStation 3.

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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