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The stranger side of movie tie-in theme park rides.

The stranger side of movie tie-in theme park rides. (photo)

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The new “King Kong” ride at Universal Studios opened last week, and the LA Times took some heat for including a four-page wrap-around section (clearly labeled “Advertisement” in bright red ink) featuring faux-news stories about Kong stomping through the Studios and leaving mysterious damage.

Debates over journalistic ethics aside, rides remain expensive to construct, and because of that frequently survive past their natural lifespans. The one that’s most outlived the movie it was derived from is Disneyland’s Matterhorn, inspired by the 1959 Disney chestnut “Third Man on the Mountain,” a mountain-climbing movie starring people Michael Rennie (Klaatu from “The Day The Earth Stood Still”). That was back when Uncle Walt’s live-action films aimed to compete with standard studio product rather than shamelessly targeting kids alone.

The weirdest legacy is in the same park, belonging to Splash Mountain, based on the controversial, famously racist movie (1946’s “Song of the South”) that Disney, to this day, will not release on DVD in the US. Despite that, it seems perfectly fine to watch Bre’er Rabbit and pals do their thing in animatronic form.

07062010_sawtheride.jpgGiven the fact that theme parks are often tied to major studios, it’s the big blockbusters that get rides. A “Blissfully Yours” jungle ride isn’t coming any time soon, nor even a simulated plane-crash for “The English Patient.” There are, however, some relatively esoteric theme park tie-ins out there. The UK’s “Saw — The Ride” is the world’s first roller-coaster based on a horror movie; if you’re in the second car sent out, it’ll stop so a Billy doll can give you a speech, and later you’ll be sprayed with fake blood. (You can buy a DVD of your ride after if you want.)

There’s a “U-571” simulator at Movieland Studios in Italy, which is kind of inspired; “The Hunt For Red October” would be the more obvious choice, but either way, it has to be at least as much fun as a flight simulator.

And, if completed as originally conceived (budget cuts are kicking in), the forthcoming Universal Studios Dubai promises to be an surreal junkyard repository for movies no American cares about. There will be a “Waterworld” attraction, as well as “Woody Woodpecker’s Nuthouse Coaster.” We can only hope that at some point Universal will exploit its whole catalog and offer a “Car Wash” car wash, with employees dancing in synchronized lines.

07062010_twisterride.jpgThe attractions are frequently more intense than the movies from which they’re derived: a “Revenge of the Mummy” ride launches people from 0 to 45 mph in two seconds, which is more interesting than anything that happened in the sleepy last installment. Masochists who crave realistic tornado simulation keep Universal Studios Florida’s “Twister: Ride It Out” in business. Not only will the cow fly past you and the floor almost drop out at the end; before the tornado, you have to get creeped out with clips from “The Shining” first.

By far the most intense-sounding attraction of them all, though, is “Jurassic Park: The Ride”, which makes the mild scares of that enjoyable trilogy pale in comparison. A contemporary TV Guide review of the original film smartly noted that “These being the post-modern 90s, this is a theme-park ride about a theme park.”

The ride takes that logic to its limit, bringing “Jurassic Park” into its purest state: it includes a jeep nearly crushing riders, velociraptors lunge at you, and you plunge down an 85-foot almost vertical drop just as a T-Rex rears his ugly head. No fool he, Steven Spielberg always gets off before that. Which, as this video demonstrates, would certainly ruin the timing of the surprise drop:

[Photos: The Matterhorn via Wikimedia Commons, photo taken by Carterhawk Feb. 13 2010; Saw — The Ride, Merlin Entertainments Group, 2010; Twister: Ride It Out,” Universal Studios, 2010]

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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