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Mike Newell: “God Damn the Gamers! Get Them Out of My Head!”

Mike Newell: “God Damn the Gamers! Get Them Out of My Head!” (photo)

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Look, I liked the “Prince of Persia” movie. Liked it quite a lot actually. I didn’t decide to enjoy it as a favor; my response came because I thought it was fun, well-executed entertainment. Did I love that it seemed to understand and respect its source material? Absolutely. It added to the experience of a movie that I probably would’ve enjoyed anyway.

But a recent article at CVG shows that all the game-centric blather around PoP really grated on director Mike Newell, the man who also helmed “Donnie Brasco” and “Four Weddings and a Funeral.”

Well, here we are, talking about the God damn games again. The answer is yes, of course they can become a threat to Hollywood. But [they cannot] do so with drama in any real sense.

When people watch 24, they’re watching for the surprise, you know – when is the great big bad surprise going to step out from behind the palm tree. When they watch The Wire, they’re watching the human drama of it.

You can’t do it without the human drama. And the video game cannot do that. The video game can do all sorts of face-pulling, all sorts of: ‘I am a bad man, I have a mean jagged sword,’, but it can’t do any more than that.

[The Prince Of Persia movie] does not mean to put two fingers up to the gamers or insult them – but it’s not the game. It can’t be the game.

Don’t get me wrong – I watched the game and took many things from it. But I swatch my son mow down Brazilians by the regiment – nor when I watched my assistants playing Prince Of Persia – I don’t feel anything, which is why I hate my son doing it.

It may be easy to peg Newell as falling into middle-period Ebertism, as he admits to not actually playing games and having minimal interest in the medium. But a close read of the article shows that isn’t quite the case. He seems to be objecting more to the way that game enthusiasts have dominated the conversations he’s been in. And, y’know, he’s entitled to that. For what it’s worth, his complaints echo some of my own and other game critics. When I interviewed Tom Bissell about his book “Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter,” he said the following:

It’s really clear — to me, at least — that one thing games can and must do is expand our sense of what can constitute viable video-game subject matter. I’m a little sick of shooting things, to be perfectly honest.

“Heavy Rain,” for all its flaws — and it had a ton of them — at least tried to incorporate life as it is averagely lived into its gameplay. I loved that about it. I don’t think anyone could look at games and deny that, because so many revolve around violence and physical confrontation, they rather cruelly limit the sorts of stories they can tell.

The biggest problem I have with Newell’s grousing is the seemingly willful ignorance of the provenance of his latest film’s source material. The “Prince of Persia” concept is not a world original to the movie, and it stands to reason that you want to appease some of the previous versions of the PoP idea. It’d be the same way if it was an adaptation of a comic, a TV show or, heaven forfend another movie. This is the way of adaptation, not the way of gamers.

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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