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Review: “Freetime Machos,” a Finnish rugby bromance.

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Reviewed at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival.

A small, agreeable documentary with an awkwardly not-quite-in-English title, “Freetime Machos” tries to position itself as a sort of Finnish nonfiction Apatow-style bromance about guys whose slightly squishy outsides hide very squishy hearts. It’s not terribly successful on that front, but I’m not sure it needs to be.

Director Mika Ronkainen starts his film off with a voiceover explaining that in the northern town of Oulu, men are supposed to be men — stoic, stoic men, who don’t like to let on that they feel pain of either the physical or emotional variety. For the group of guys he follows, playing amateur rugby is an escape — physically, but also mentally, as companionship, social time at the bar or hanging out in the sauna with a few beers seems to be just as important to everyone as actually playing.

The team happens to be the most northerly in the world, as well as not very good — over the course of their season, they struggle to avoid ending up at the bottom of their league and getting bumped down to a lower division. “Freelance Machos” zooms in on the friendship between two of the players in particular: Mikko, a family man struggling to support four children, and Matti, 22 and a lovable goof, who sincerely love each other in the way that only two gruff Nordic men can. The team also includes a novelist, a girl (not allowed, per the organization’s rules, to play during the games), the British coach and someone who eventually comes out as gay to Matti, who’s the kind of guy you could see being uncomfortable with such a revelation.

04282010_freetimemachos2.jpgThe team’s mascot is a blow-up doll, and there are one or two discussions about porn and picking up girls, but the guys are so solid, so fundamentally well-behaved that they can barely put up a veneer of bad boy behavior — when Ana, the girl, a Spanish university student, joins up, they’re so courteous with her that she remarks, when one gives her a hug as he sees her off to the airport, “at least one of the guys touched me.”

While the hijinks fall flat, the sense of melancholy hanging over everything, going beyond just the desire for friendship, endures far beyond the credits. The layoffs at Nokia, a major employer in the city and a current or former one of at least two of the team members, are a small plot thread throughout “Freetime Machos,” and they represent more of a threat to the sense of self of its men than having to clean an apartment or make up with their girlfriends.

“Freetime Machos” is currently without distribution.

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Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

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Dream Of The ’90s

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No You Go

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A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

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Celebrity All-Star by Sisters Weekend is available now on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Sisters Weekend isn’t like other comedy groups. It’s filmmaking collaboration between besties Angelo Balassone, Michael Fails and Kat Tadesco, self-described lace-front addicts with great legs who write, direct, design and produce video sketches and cinematic shorts that are so surreally hilarious that they defy categorization. One such short film, Celebrity All-Star, is the newest addition to IFC’s Comedy Crib. Here’s what they had to say about it in a very personal email interview…


IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Celebrity All-Star is a short film about an overworked reality TV coordinator struggling to save her one night off after the cast of C-List celebrities she wrangles gets locked out of their hotel rooms.

IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Sisters Weekend: It’s this short we made for IFC where a talent coordinator named Karen babysits a bunch of weird c-list celebs who are stuck in a hotel bar. It’s everyone you hate from reality TV under one roof – and that roof leaks because it’s a 2-star hotel. There’s a magician, sexy cowboys, and a guy wearing a belt that sucks up his farts.


IFC: What was the genesis of Celebrity All-Star?

Celebrity All-Star was born from our love of embarrassing celebrities. We love a good c-lister in need of a paycheck! We were really interested in the canned politeness people give off when forced to mingle with strangers. The backstory we created is that the cast of this reality show called “Celebrity All-Star” is in the middle of a mandatory round of “get to know each other” drinks in the hotel bar when the room keys stop working. Shows like Celebrity Ghost Hunters and of course The Surreal Life were of inspo, but we thought it
was funny to keep it really vague what kind of show they’re on, and just focus on everyone’s diva antics after the cameras stop rolling.

IFC: Every celebrity in Celebrity All-Star seems familiar. What real-life pop personalities did you look to for inspiration?

Sisters Weekend: Anyone who is trying to plug their branded merch that no one asked for. We love low-rent celebrity. We did, however, directly reference Kylie Jenner’s turd-raison lip color for our fictional teen celebutante Gibby Kyle (played by Mary Houlihan).


IFC: Celebrity seems disgusting yet desirable. What’s your POV? Do you crave it, hate it, or both?

Sisters Weekend: A lot of people chase fame. If you’re practical, you’ll likely switch to chasing success and if you’re smart, you’ll hopefully switch to chasing happiness. But also, “We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money bring power, power bring fame, fame change the game,” Young Thug.


IFC: Who are your comedy idols?

Sisters Weekend: Mike grew up renting “Monty Python” tapes from the library and staying up late to watch 2000’s SNL, Kat was super into Andy Kaufman and “Kids In The Hall” in high school, and Angelo was heavily influenced by “Strangers With Candy” and Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise, so, our comedy heroes mesh from all over. But, also we idolize a lot of the people we work with in NY-  Lorelei Ramirez, Erin Markey, Mary Houlihan, who are all in the film, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison, Sam Taggart. Geniuses! All of Em!

IFC: What’s your favorite moment from the film?

Sisters Weekend: I mean…seeing Mary Houlihan scream at an insane Pomeranian on an iPad is pretty great.

See Sisters Weekend right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib

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