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Sex, drugs and Dakota Fanning.

Sex, drugs and Dakota Fanning. (photo)

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Generally positive reviews for “The Runaways” and even swoons over the performances by Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart that propagated out of Sundance have given way to somewhat lewd commentaries and unsavory back room interviews. I should really be there.

Listen to this salacious questioner ask Kristen Stewart what it was like wielding a guitar. “I mean a rock and roll electric guitar, it is a great big phallic symbol. What was it like sort of strapping that on?”

I was hoping she’d reject the leering query, but she happened to have a personal anecdote about Joan Jett (who was on set everyday and exec producer). “Whenever I wasn’t coming from the right place, she [Jett] was always like, “Kristen, Pussy to the wood! Fuck the guitar!” [from Cinematical]

Gracious. Listen to the whole thing including the two teenagers struggling to answer questions about their sexuality.

Listen from 3:20 onward

And here’s another one with Stewart squirming when asked about the repercussions of the scene in which she and Fanning, as Jett and Currie, snort a bunch of blow in a bathroom. Presumably, legions of fragile “Twilight” fans and their parents will be scandalized. Stewart makes light of it, clearly not comfortable being thought of a teen role model nor desiring the responsibility of such a label. MTV seems to be putting words in her mouth in the article.

Fanning goes on to explain that “This is like real people, this is their real experience,” pointing out the real life origins of the film. “It’s the story,” she adds simply. That’s right, it’s the story, and anyone who can’t handle a true story should maybe stick to “Twilight.”

Incidentally, I don’t know what’s up with the transcription there again: “[Us doing drugs] is just about finding the beats, you know what I mean?”

She doesn’t say anything about “beats,” she clearly says they were snorting vitamin b, which is what people snort in the movies when it looks like they’re snorting cocaine you know.

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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