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There’s no such thing as a “critic-proof” movie.

There’s no such thing as a “critic-proof” movie. (photo)

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With millions of parents around the country staring down the barrel of the gun that is “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel,” it sometimes seems as if we live in a godless universe where the combined powers of children and marketers turn movies into irresistible forces.

Over at Slate‘s “Browbeat” blog, Eric Hynes takes a quick look at 2009’s apparently critic-proof films — those that crunched out an average score of 40 or less (out of 100) on review aggregator Metacritic but scared up more than $100 million at the box office.

Four qualify so far: “Paul Blart: Mall Cop,” “Couples Retreat,” “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” (Barely above them on the score average, and making even more, are movies like “Twilight: New Moon” and “Angels and Demons.”)

“Transformers” has wormed its way into the public’s heart for whatever foregone reason, and the same goes for “G.I. Joe.” In both cases, I suspect the public at large (like me) hankered for the good, solid all-American tradition of watching shit blow up in the time-approved fashion: gasoline and loud noise rather than a bunch of fantasy nonsense running around.

The two other films were the biggest of their kind opening in their slots with little serious competition. “Blart” was up against “Hotel For Dogs” and “Notorious” and (my theory) seemed just high-concept-stupid enough to pique people’s curiosity; “Couples Retreat” was up against… pretty much nothing.

But Hynes has a larger conclusion, pointing out that the truly abominably reviewed — “All About Steve,” say, or “Old Dogs” — doesn’t do quite that well, and in general the public tends to skew average. And in Hollywood, as in the larger film world, the mediocre and terrible far outnumber the decent and outstanding, so the public — those members who watch movies based on nothing more than hunches, convenient show-times and advertising — are eminently correct in keeping expectations low and easily satisfied.

Personally, anytime something gets truly heinous, angry reviews and there isn’t an obvious reason — in other words, it’s not a Sandra Bullock movie or a “Saw” entry or a slasher remake — I generally make a note to check it out when I have time. When something gets not dismissive but pissy reviews, that generally means something interesting’s up, whether it be the surreal Lynch-meets-mentally-defective-thriller “I Know Who Killed Me” (16 on Metacritic, and in parts scarier and more resonant than “Inland Empire”), the dazzling “Speed Racer” (a Metacritic 37 and visually one-of-a-kind in a good way) or M. Night Shyamalan’s (intentionally!) funny “Lady In The Water” (36) .

Workaday critics who slog through each week’s release slate rarely can handle too much novelty or weirdness. When a film seems to be going off the rails, the basic reaction is panic and disdain rather than curiosity. In that, they’re much like most multiplex audiences (I don’t mean that condescendingly — my own lust for novelty has been honed by, frankly, watching too many movies). So a truly “bad” movie isn’t critic-proof anymore than audiences are primed for it. But when audiences and critics unite and the reason isn’t obvious, it’s best to take a look.

Which, I’m going to guess, is probably not the case with “Squeakquel.”

[Photo: “Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel,” 2009, 20th Century Fox]

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Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

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Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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Celebrity All-Star by Sisters Weekend is available now on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Sisters Weekend isn’t like other comedy groups. It’s filmmaking collaboration between besties Angelo Balassone, Michael Fails and Kat Tadesco, self-described lace-front addicts with great legs who write, direct, design and produce video sketches and cinematic shorts that are so surreally hilarious that they defy categorization. One such short film, Celebrity All-Star, is the newest addition to IFC’s Comedy Crib. Here’s what they had to say about it in a very personal email interview…


IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Celebrity All-Star is a short film about an overworked reality TV coordinator struggling to save her one night off after the cast of C-List celebrities she wrangles gets locked out of their hotel rooms.

IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Sisters Weekend: It’s this short we made for IFC where a talent coordinator named Karen babysits a bunch of weird c-list celebs who are stuck in a hotel bar. It’s everyone you hate from reality TV under one roof – and that roof leaks because it’s a 2-star hotel. There’s a magician, sexy cowboys, and a guy wearing a belt that sucks up his farts.


IFC: What was the genesis of Celebrity All-Star?

Celebrity All-Star was born from our love of embarrassing celebrities. We love a good c-lister in need of a paycheck! We were really interested in the canned politeness people give off when forced to mingle with strangers. The backstory we created is that the cast of this reality show called “Celebrity All-Star” is in the middle of a mandatory round of “get to know each other” drinks in the hotel bar when the room keys stop working. Shows like Celebrity Ghost Hunters and of course The Surreal Life were of inspo, but we thought it
was funny to keep it really vague what kind of show they’re on, and just focus on everyone’s diva antics after the cameras stop rolling.

IFC: Every celebrity in Celebrity All-Star seems familiar. What real-life pop personalities did you look to for inspiration?

Sisters Weekend: Anyone who is trying to plug their branded merch that no one asked for. We love low-rent celebrity. We did, however, directly reference Kylie Jenner’s turd-raison lip color for our fictional teen celebutante Gibby Kyle (played by Mary Houlihan).


IFC: Celebrity seems disgusting yet desirable. What’s your POV? Do you crave it, hate it, or both?

Sisters Weekend: A lot of people chase fame. If you’re practical, you’ll likely switch to chasing success and if you’re smart, you’ll hopefully switch to chasing happiness. But also, “We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money bring power, power bring fame, fame change the game,” Young Thug.


IFC: Who are your comedy idols?

Sisters Weekend: Mike grew up renting “Monty Python” tapes from the library and staying up late to watch 2000’s SNL, Kat was super into Andy Kaufman and “Kids In The Hall” in high school, and Angelo was heavily influenced by “Strangers With Candy” and Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise, so, our comedy heroes mesh from all over. But, also we idolize a lot of the people we work with in NY-  Lorelei Ramirez, Erin Markey, Mary Houlihan, who are all in the film, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison, Sam Taggart. Geniuses! All of Em!

IFC: What’s your favorite moment from the film?

Sisters Weekend: I mean…seeing Mary Houlihan scream at an insane Pomeranian on an iPad is pretty great.

See Sisters Weekend right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib

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