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“Godfather” vodka, for the cinephile drunk.

“Godfather” vodka, for the cinephile drunk. (photo)

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The latest addition to the list of movie tie-ins you never knew you wanted is “The Godfather” Italian Organic Vodka, which American vodka consumers — $15 million strong a year — will have the chance to imbibe come April 2010.

At last, the legions of Americans who insist “The Godfather” is the greatest movie ever made, no contest, can now drink themselves into a stupor in franchise-approved fashion, along with “Apprentice” fans who knock back Trump Vodka, “Ghostbusters” lovers who sip Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka and — way down at the bottom of the list — Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello, for admirers of… “Taxi”?

Presumably, people buy this stuff for the ironic kitsch factor — in which case Mel Gibson missed a trick by not manufacturing his own “Open Container Tequila.” But why vodka? There’s drinking in “The Godfather,” but no particular fixation on that liquor — there’s plenty of wine, but Coppola’s got that covered. Perhaps “Godfather”-branded cannoli would be less forced? Or “Godfather” orange juice, since every time someone’s about to die, oranges tend to be involved. Tony Soprano, too, bought some orange juice before getting shot — so I suppose the connotations would be on the morbid. But at least they’d also be funny, and not such an open cash-grab.

[Photo: “The Godfather,” Paramount Pictures, 1972]

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Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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