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The Sandbox: The Case for Remaking Games

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As a kid, point-and-click PC adventure games were my be-all and end-all. Sierra, in particular, with their almost uniformly awesome “Quest” titles (“King’s Quest,” “Space Quest,” “Police Quest”), and their bawdy “Leisure Suit Larry” series, held a prime spot in my heart. I awaited their every new release with baited breath and consumed them with a fervor that led me, on more than one occasion, to secretly spend my parents’ hard-earned cash on Sierra’s 1-900 automated hint lines.

Sierra’s genre adventures were the standard by which I judged all other games, but in 1990, that benchmark was not only met but surpassed by “The Secret of Monkey Island,” a LucasArts romp cast in a Sierra mold but steeped with a liveliness and rollicking humor that struck me as revolutionary. 19 years later, the game remains an all-time great, which is why it was with great anticipation — and more than a bit of hesitation — that I awaited last month’s “The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition,” a remake of the classic game for the PC, Xbox Live and the iPhone.

“Monkey Island” is a tongue-in-cheek pirate yarn starring Guybrush Threepwood, a wannabe swashbuckler whose name is constantly mocked. You controll him by pointing and clicking a cursor — dialogue is presented through text, and interaction is accomplished by way of a table of verbs (Open, Pick Up, Pull, etc.) and an inventory menu. It’s all very 1990, which is why a remake seemed such a tricky endeavor.

But it turns out that LucasArts’ “Special Edition” is a remake in only the loosest sense of the word. Despite featuring superbly enhanced graphics, a remastered score and an excellent voice cast, the game is a virtual shot-for-shot do-over that diligently mirrors its source material in terms of character models, script, even screen compositions. Fidelity is the guiding principle, to the point that, at any moment during gameplay, you can switch back to the 256-colored, MIDI-scored original version with no transitional hiccups. It is, for all its cosmetic changes, the exact same game — the equivalent, if you will, to Gus Van Sant’s 1998 “Psycho” remake/recreation.

When it comes to movie remakes, I tend to fall on the skeptical side of the aisle. It seems to me a far better idea to stick to remaking flawed films that featured a few inspired ideas than to freshen up classic films that really need no further maintenance. When Hollywood remakes “The Pink Panther” or “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (or, as opening this week, “Halloween II”), it does so less because those films required major tinkering than because such redos require less creative inspiration (why bother coming up with new ideas when there are proven ones just lying around?) and are easier to sell to a public already familiar with and fond of the original.

But in the video game realm, the role of technology makes the remake a very difference issue. Revisiting old games (provided you even have access to the aged console or PC hardware needed to do so) means struggling through antediluvian graphics and gameplay mechanics that — to anyone now familiar with modern games — can turn out to be an impassable barrier to enjoyment. So updating classic games with modern techno-amenities seems like a natural way to correct inherent limitations of the time they were made while retaining the core qualities that made the games great in the first place.

08282009_TombRaiderAnniversary.jpgStill, the question of how far a game remake should go remains a prickly question. While the faithfulness of “Monkey Island” guarantees that fanboys won’t revolt, it also — by retaining an archaic gameplay system — likely limits the game’s appeal to the nostalgic.

Striking a balance isn’t impossible, as a few other modern remakes have proven. The cream of this crop is “Tomb Raider Anniversary,” a 2007 PS2 reimagining of the iconic PlayStation title created for the series’ ten-year mark. Despite being largely ignored by a gaming community that had moved on to fancy new next-gen platforms, “Anniversary” is a near-perfect remake, retaining not only the look but the feel of the Lara Croft-headlined original while utilizing modern aesthetics and, more importantly, gameplay elements from some of the franchise’s sequels. “Anniversary” marries the old with the new to ideal effect.

In most successful game remakes, the recipe remains the same: hew close to the original’s template while incorporating the tech advances that have since been made. Nintendo has especially benefited from the classic game revisit, thanks to the GameCube’s “Resident Evil” and “Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes” and the Game Boy Advance’s “Metroid: Zero Mission,” all three of which smartly expand upon their predecessors. But no console has been immune to the craze, and smart remakes of classics have appeared on all horizons, from 2005’s “Conker: Live & Reloaded” (Xbox) to 2007’s “Prince of Persia Classic” (Xbox Live and PlayStation Network) to last year’s “Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix” (Xbox Live).

There are far more than simply crass cash grabs. All of these games use contemporary tools to lovingly perk up titles now hampered by technologically outdated (and perhaps creatively lacking) forms. It’s a remarkable difference between video game remakes and their cash-grab cinematic counterparts, if one that — for all its charms — the beautifully refurbished but essentially unchanged “Monkey Island: Special Edition” fails to uncover.

The Sandbox, a column about the intersection of film and gaming, runs biweekly.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…